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An angry martini (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world
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[-] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I'll fucking kill you! You traitor! You disloyal bitch! When I get out of this abominable binding you're deader than your mom, your mom who's burning in hell! I hate you! You're actually already dead to me!"

as soon as the cone comes off:

"You're a dick. don't touch me. what's for dinner"

I make light but what a poor kitty that looks so stressful

[-] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 10 points 2 days ago

I don't know any cat that likes those cones, but this is the first one i see that is one with the dark side, full of hate, rage and fury

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

The poor kitty, but what a perfect picture. Like a hand drawn vampire kitty.

It's angry because it's missing the olive

[-] milkisklim@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Olive it very much!

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 20 points 3 days ago

I said stirred, not shaken.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Just give me one little chance

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 15 points 3 days ago

If u try to drink it you will taste blood (yours)

[-] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

Awwwww 🥹🥹

[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Ah, yes, the MADtini.

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2026
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