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[-] subsonic_dropkick@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

Richard Splett

[-] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 10 points 16 hours ago

Look, the bar has been set so low that even Idiocracy has a better president.

[-] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 9 points 22 hours ago

Morgan Freeman and no one can say different. I can sleep on a cloud of his voice

[-] Shteou@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

David Palmer.

[-] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Carl Parker Buckman from the Story "A Fresh Start" by Rollie Lawson.

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Hugh Grant in Love Actually is the best Prime Minister the UK never had.

[-] Doodz@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Film: Dave (1993).

Everyone should watch this movie at least once.

[-] waggz@programming.dev 3 points 22 hours ago

first thing to come to my mind... loved Kevin Kline in this!

[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Anyone. Literally any movie president would be better than what we have. I'd take Bill Pullman, Harrison Ford, Jack Nicholson from Mars attacks, anyone.

[-] Globochan@lemmy.zip 4 points 19 hours ago

Terry Crews from idiocracy

[-] Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I'd like to see the House of representin be making some stupid votes with Terry Crews standing there flexing his pecs and glaring all angry at em.

[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I'd be fine with that. He eventually found the smartest person in the world and put him in charge. Trump just appointss sycophants that are the most vile, evil people on the planet.

[-] sprack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Nixon’s head on a robot body.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Naw hed sneak into people's houses at night and wreck up the place

[-] jaypatelani@lemmy.ml 2 points 23 hours ago

Nayak (2001)

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 3 points 23 hours ago
[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 20 hours ago

beethoven stopped a girl from drowning, helped a kid stand up to bullies, helped a girl get a date, and stood up to sleezy business people stopping someone from making a bad deal. president beethoven would be a blessing.

[-] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

The versions of historical american presidents seen in the american mythology. The world could use a president as great as the George Washington patriotic Americans think he was.

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Federation president is probably passable. Though Star Trek really doesn't show how the Federation government is structured probably because they don't want to lean too much into the socialist undertones in case they get canceled (like actually canceled) for it.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

For USA? Roland Crane, since his only act shown in his office was getting offed by missile strike.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 67 points 2 days ago

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Of course...

"Idiocracy"

[-] Krinkil2705@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 19 hours ago

Came to check if his name's written already, am satisfied to see it.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

I wasn't, but I am smart. So I fixed 😁

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Would make a way better president than our current Pedo-in-Chief...

[-] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

He knew things were bad and had the will to see them fixed, despite what the Representative from North Carolina said.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 46 points 2 days ago

Also once Camacho found the world's smartest man, he demanded his help

As opposed to decrying him as a woke pansy intellectual and deporting him

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 44 points 2 days ago

We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Bill Pullman is best president

Also I dunno why I always get chills when I hear this obviously cheesy line. He sold it.

[-] Knossos@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

That speech and Al Pacino in Any given Sunday always gets me.

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[-] Zonefive@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago

Kinda floored he hasn’t been mentioned yet, so I’ll throw him in the mix.

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 2 points 23 hours ago

Dogshit president. Only accomplishment was cutting social security.

honestly in the west wing world even arnold vinick would be good.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Too Kennedy.

[-] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Alexander Purchinov.

[-] Tinks@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago
[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

he was a good man - but he gave up the presidency temporarily after lying about having MS, frequently engaged in black ops in other countries, shut down the government like Trump, and knowingly employed an alcoholic who was constantly relapsing during the campaign trail as his chief of staff. Also his communications director leaked military secrets, his press secretary was in a suspicious relationship with a journalist, his wife committed medical fraud and due to knock on affects of his security protocol he and his speech writer are shot, he and his senior staff are exposed to a potential chemical weapon and quarantined, several secret service agents are killed during active service protecting the first family, and during some of these killings his daughter is kidnapped.

His administration was a mess lol

[-] PearlsSwineEtc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] waggz@programming.dev 1 points 22 hours ago

that's a deep cut... but notsure if it counts since we never saw him officially nominated or elected though :p

great movie ("Being There" with Peter Sellers)

[-] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago

Donald Trump. Because he'd be fictional and not real.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

When he wasn't trying to engage in his favorite pastime of killing and vilifying Superman, Lex Luthor was a pretty good President all things considered.

[-] SatyrSack@quokk.au 11 points 2 days ago

Henry Hayes from Stargate SG-1

[-] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Morgan Freeman, obviously.

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