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[–] 42 points 3 months ago

Get in loser. We're going to die of dysentery!

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Good thing the FDA is severely underfunded to prevent cow manure water being sprayed on lettuce.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    You just lost like half your food and an ox

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    They shoulda let you capture bison to replace any lost oxen. I always just bring hella bullets so I can hunt them for all the food I'll need for the trip. The hunting minigame was the most exciting part of the game lol

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Good news, we have solved constipation. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    To think all this could have been avoided if they had just bought (and used) a salad spinner...

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    From what I understand, that's not a super reliable way to avoid it. You pretty much have to cook your lettuce to kill it.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    I watched a guest on The Bulwark say it's a single cell parasite and almost impossible to wash off anything that's not smooth. It really hides in the nooks and crannies.

    So it'd be impossible to really clean something like a raspberry. You might could carefully remove and dispose of the outer leaves of a head of iceburg lettuce and be safe.

    And that if it's in a water supply that's coating the crops we are really in for a shitshow.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I love the irony of how if you just eat junk food and try to improve your diet you get punished for it.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    How are those spiral worm parasites coming along?

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