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A tiny bald kid is frozen in an iceberg then the fire nation attacks and some poor guy keeps seeing his cabbages destroyed, IDK, I never watched it
James Cameron distracts you and steals your money in increasingly elaborate ways
Fortunately, I didn't watch them in theatres. I watched them on Disney+ for free. And yes I know it isn't technically free because I'm paying for Disney+ but I'd be paying for Disney+ anyway and so I have lost no money to Avatar
Do you remember details of your last roller coaster ride? Did you have fun?
I see what you did there.
Yes and yes
"Unobtanium"
Hilarious.
I love that people make fun of the name unobtanium. Such a dumb silly science fiction name.
People who discovered titanium....
Not quite as stupid as one might think. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtainium
I've only watched the first movie back when it was called Dances with Wolves. Or Pocahontas, I get those mixed up for some strange reason.
Don't forget Ferngully
In the second one they swim with a whale underwater for like 1.5 hours and it's pure cinema. Then they fight the first boss but in a mini boss form.
In the third movie my very pregnant fiance started having contractions because the pregnant lady gave birth while fighting the boss. The main boss transitioned to not quite the main boss so that in the next movie he can join the good guys because he couldn't kill his son.
The whale underwater scene was awesome and well worth it until they get on a giant ship where the camera spin around and Final Fantasy battle music starts playing and your tiny kid character turns out to be just as strong as adult ones.
Fortunately, that's the only Avatar movie I've seen.
Oh and the first one is Pocahontas but without the music and a sex scene where they use a tail and connect to Mother.
I don't remember the being a tail sex scene in Pocahontas, I should watch it again
I think I might've gotten the 2 movies mixed up, I always forget which has tail sex because they're both so long and boring.
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