This is the correct interpretation.

Giving Jesus sins to die for since 1998

The whole blood sacrifice thing is weird to me. Normal people just forgive others. Instead, this deity had to do everything you listed and take it to the extreme. People believe in stupid shit.

If you only think of jesus by the terms legalist define him.

In truth jesus was a liberator. He worked within judiusm to free the jews from toxic legalist practices. He attacked power and was murdered for it. His attacks were born of sold morality and acceptance. He believed in the good in people so much that he was willing to die for it.

When you submit to the legalist definition of jesus you miss him entirely.

I think it's tan, which makes sense since the real God is the magnetic field of earth keeping us alive

Just remember SOHCAHTOA

Sin = opposite of holy spirit Cos = adjacent to holy spirit Tan = opposite over adjacent

I don't think he's an idiot. I just think he's a voyeur and likes to watch. Came up with this whole 'Earth' thing just to satisfy his kinks.

If the Romans didn't do it then he'd have just killed himself after seeing that.

Nobody expected this.