“You guys can mock me for not knowing that. I worked about 22 hours in the last few days and I did not get the briefing on that. I will this morning,” he added.

Not 22 hours in one day, but 22 hours in a few days. Which means at least 3 days, which means less than 8 hours a day. Mike Johnson's concept of extreme hard work is less than the least demanding full-time job.

He's literally trying to condescend while claiming incompetence.

You don't look like you worked 22 hours Mikey you lying dipshit.

"Follow up question, Mr. Speaker! Regarding that last half-a-dozen or so ICE agents that shot and killed people in various states of the union who didn't have body cams. Does there need to be accountability? Surely you've heard about at least one of those killings by now?"

Chill, Mike. Trump's dick can only get so clean

Asshole knows more about his son's masturbation habits than his god damn job

"Worked".

Play the clipshow of Johnson not knowing about major news stories. Wonder what his record is for claiming total ignorance in a day.

I can't wait for the day that fucking creepy dweeb gets some justice served up.

"worked"

How DARE you SOCIALISTS expect your Publicly Funded Politicians to WORK! WORK is for us LOW PAID Workers ONLY!

Follow up: What did he spend 22 hours working on that he thought was more pressing than federal agents killing innocent civilians?

The press should be asking, what the hell was he working on during that time, if he's so locked in that he's not paying attention to anything? He's been making his primary job this year calling recess for the House.

*From what I saw, I guess Spkr. Johnson is trying to herd the MAGA cats to pass the economically regressive agenda to the Senate before August.

I had heard Johnson was dead along with Mitch and Lindsey.

Do his eyes look different than normal? Its suspicious that he doesnt know a damned thing thats going on in the US. Isnt representing people his whole effing job? I question his legitimacy. As the real Mike Johnson. The real Mike Johnson was also a slimey douche but he at least seemed to understand what was going on day by day.

Thats just a guy wearing glasses and a cheap suit. Look at the lady next to him. She doesnt beleive thats Mike Johnson either.

Lindsey Graham is in hell and Netanyahu's dick isn't going to suck itself.

Is the work here in the room with us now.

Show me on this doll where the work touched you.

Who knew being a total dipshit took so much work! I'm sure in 22 more hours he'll spin this into Biden's fault.

So you worked for 22 hours yesterday and no one brought it up?? What exactly were you doing for 22 hours?

I think we need him to start keeping a log of what he actually does, sounds like he is milking the clock in a broom closet.

Body cameras are a pro police not anti-police measure.

I didn’t realize browsing Grindr for 21.5 hours was considered work.

What a fucking embarrassment. I hope we pay dearly for electing these cocksucking demons. I pray for $7 a gallon gas.

Fundamentally he doesn't mean that he doesn't know what happened. He means that he hasn't received his talking points about this yet.

He knows that there will be some way that the right-wing media ecosystem is going to frame this, and it's very important that his framing match theirs exactly. Somewhere a think-tank is working on the perfect wording that will turn an innocent victim into, somehow, an evil communist traitor who was a threat to an ICE officer and also somehow to the very concept of America. And if he tried to give his own spin on it before that, it would only make their job more complicated.

So yeah, he may know that an innocent man was shot, again. But he doesn't yet know the important stuff: how to make him the villain. He just hasn't had the time to get caught up on that! Give him a break.

Cleaning trumps balloon knot with his tongue for 22 hours? Impressive...

Please be more understanding, Mike Johnson was very busy monitoring his son's porn activity. 😔

He has to be one of the least informed politicians in memory.

22 hours on a prison chain gain shackled, in some godforsaken hell hole along a rattle snake infested highway is how this motherfuck should be spending the rest of his life.

Every single one in this regime must serve time. There must be consequences, there must be justice, and the death penalty absolutely should be on the table.

BRING ME THE COUNTESS OF MAR-A-LAGO FACE

In other words: "Yes."

TRAITOR SCUM