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Team Stick (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 days ago by hamid@crazypeople.online to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

The rock because in dirty for what I did to one like it. I took it from a gorgeous beach and lost it the next day, dooming it to suburban hell somewhere when it fell out of an unzipped pouch.

Or it escaped.

[-] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Rock as adult. Stick as child.

[-] Origen@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Is the stick for sale? Name your price!

[-] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

The pictures imply a specific definition of "perfect," and if we're just going by the pics then that sword stick trumps the smooth rock.

BUT if we get to choose the definition of "perfect" then I'm pretty sure the coolest "rocks" I can imagine finding would trump the coolest "sticks" I can imagine finding.

[-] webp@mander.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago

What if the perfect versions are both petrified wood?

[-] hamid@crazypeople.online 12 points 2 days ago

It is true this is a particularly good stick and particularly drab rock. I might be biased TEAM STICK FOR LIFE

[-] pirat@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Stick fleeting. Rock is lasting. also a good roxk is great for a sling

[-] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I admire your conviction

[-] Fancy_Gecko@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

rock is this true ?

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 days ago

It will always be the stick.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 18 points 2 days ago

Rock. Keep it on a shelf forever. Maybe polish it up a bit.

[-] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah I have a bunch of rocks I've picked up because they were either extra pretty and cool colours, or just really smooth and a nice shape. I would definitely pick up that stick and swing it around a bit and carry it with me for the rest of the hike, but when I get back to the car I'm tossing it into the forest or leaving it at the trailhead for someone else to find. That rock is definitely coming home with me though.

[-] NeuralRot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

God dammit Mary, they are minerals not rocks.

[-] RacerX@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago

Sticks can be lightsabers, great swords, staves, walking sticks, katanas, guitars, hockey sticks/golf clubs, and hundreds of other things.

A rock is a rock.

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Still have the stick, rock got skipped at first lake.

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Leave everything but trash other people dropped

[-] hamid@crazypeople.online 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, another reason I like stick, I will break it and leave it behind. I don't have any sticks at home. Rock might be too tempting

[-] Melobol@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

Rock!
You can hold onto it as a paper weight for reat of your life or carry it around in your pocket - knowing you have the perfect rock!

[-] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

You can make a perfect rock way easier than you can make a perfect stick.

[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Rock. It will last through the ages/random moves. Its small and portable but substantial enough to be satisfying. My only concern is id be afraid id try to skip it across a lake and lose it.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

My intrusive thoughts would take over if I ever held that rock and I would absolutely YEET it.

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

i have room to keep the rock, where would i even put the stick

[-] WanderWasp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

in your enemies sternum, where else?

[-] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Perfect rock is perfect for throwing, but then you don't have it anymore

[-] Selkis@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago
[-] xorollo@leminal.space 6 points 2 days ago

Rock. I just think it's neat.

[-] Oppopity@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

I could enjoy the stick a lot for a day but the rock I could put on my desk and enjoy it a little every time I see it.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Depends on how stingy we are being about the definition of rock. If it can't be entirely formed of carbon as like a giant diamond worth a few hundred million I can then sell, I'm going stick.

[-] ashenone@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

I'd skip the shit out of that rock, but I'd take a cool stick cause my dog would also appreciate it

[-] Egriaga@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Stick is king

[-] Blibly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

STICK! STICK! STICK!

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Perfect stick

[-] DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Rock is easier to carry; less fragile too.

[-] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Projectile weapons are pretty good. You'd need a sling or imperfect stick to throw the stone & make it competitive. How many inventory spaces do I have remaining?

[-] rImITywR@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

hit rock as far as I can with stick

Rock, ya morons! You can't knap flint with a stick ๐Ÿ™„

[-] Aceofspades@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Wait, wait. Does that rock keep ~~bears~~ tigers away?

Edit: Remembered the scene wrong.

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