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[–] 72 points 1 month ago (1 child)
[–] 53 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Is this the girl equivalent of "so your wife has cut her hair short"?

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  • [–] 46 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I love your wife's short hair.

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    [–] 40 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    I was on a multi-week survival camping (no amenities) gathering in the middle of the forest and there was a guy with a perfectly twirled mustache. How vain do you have to be to keep that up under such conditions?

    twirly moustache man :: width=50%

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Baseball pitchers do it to throw off the batter. I saw a pitcher with a monkey tail beard once.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    What if you start off one side of the mustache as a twirled one like the image, then the other side is a handle bar, down and along the jaw line, up over the ear and down and around to the bottom middle of the back of the head to a rats tail (with a bald head).

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    [–] 28 points 1 month ago (1 child)
    [–] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I shaved my chin and weak-ass sideburns so I had a horseshoe moustache. Just as a joke to go show my partner. She said "It's good you should keep it like that". so now I'm a horseshoe moustache man.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 child)

    looks like one of the Carlin brothers.

    image of one of the Carlin brothers, maybe J?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    He’s better off without her and her mother.

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    [–] 16 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I'm a guy and have always been of the opinion that my partner is the one that has to look at me the most, so she can dictate how I look if she cares to do so, for the most part, at least.

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    [–] 14 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Wow, I didn't realise I was such a minority.

    I think men look wayyy better with facial hair: moustaches, full beard, two-weeks of stubble; anything, really.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    "I am changing the terms of our unspoken agreement"

    I am sure there's many who feel the same when hubbies shave πŸͺ’.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I always talk with my wife before I do something weird with my facial hair. Like the colonel sanders was fun, but not sustainable in the long term.

    But like, imagine getting dumped because you got a haircut. Not a bad haircut, just a haircut. That's how ridiculous some people are about facial hair.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    oh, i dont have a partner lol

    im just an admirer :3

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Wait I thought... πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

    Your partner is our lord and savior and this week's sponsor Crelm Toothbrush Concern. As is all of ours.

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  • [+] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
    [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    The obvious solution is to gaslight him into believing he doesn't have a moustache https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moustache_%28film%29?wprov=sfla1

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I have full facial hair, where does that fall on on this concept?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    My SO has never seen me IRL without a full on beard.

    And we are nearing 10 years together.

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    [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    If she doesn't trim i can see the velcro effect creating a problem...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    viltrumites.

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