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Is this the girl equivalent of "so your wife has cut her hair short"?
I love your wife's short hair.
I was on a multi-week survival camping (no amenities) gathering in the middle of the forest and there was a guy with a perfectly twirled mustache. How vain do you have to be to keep that up under such conditions?

I know a few guys that would do something like that in the backcountry as a joke. the challenge is most of the fun.
Baseball pitchers do it to throw off the batter. I saw a pitcher with a monkey tail beard once.
What if you start off one side of the mustache as a twirled one like the image, then the other side is a handle bar, down and along the jaw line, up over the ear and down and around to the bottom middle of the back of the head to a rats tail (with a bald head).
That would definitely throw me off
I thought I was the only one that had one
I had to search "monkey tail beard", and I'm glad I did.

Then there's this guy, he knows this was a mistake.

Seconding what the other person said lmao. Mine looked like that for a while because I'd just start fidgeting with it the moment my hands were idle.
I shaved my chin and weak-ass sideburns so I had a horseshoe moustache. Just as a joke to go show my partner. She said "It's good you should keep it like that". so now I'm a horseshoe moustache man.
This. I shaved my beard down to a moustache because I figured I'd get a laugh. Now I'm buying Hawai'in shirts and white pants to fill out her Magnum PI fantasy.
Asking your partner what they like is often the way to go. respect in the relaationship is always a 2 way street as are boundrys.
looks like one of the Carlin brothers.

I'm a guy and have always been of the opinion that my partner is the one that has to look at me the most, so she can dictate how I look if she cares to do so, for the most part, at least.
Wow, I didn't realise I was such a minority.
I think men look wayyy better with facial hair: moustaches, full beard, two-weeks of stubble; anything, really.
"I am changing the terms of our unspoken agreement"
I am sure there's many who feel the same when hubbies shave πͺ.
I always talk with my wife before I do something weird with my facial hair. Like the colonel sanders was fun, but not sustainable in the long term.
But like, imagine getting dumped because you got a haircut. Not a bad haircut, just a haircut. That's how ridiculous some people are about facial hair.
oh, i dont have a partner lol
im just an admirer :3
Wait I thought... ππ
Your partner is our lord and savior and this week's sponsor Crelm Toothbrush Concern. As is all of ours.
Oh right you're the person who I got shipped with in a femcel comment thread!
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I bet you're pretty cute.
There is no need to compare minorities in terms of preferences. You either like it or not. Its the same with tattoos and other things.
The obvious solution is to gaslight him into believing he doesn't have a moustache https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moustache_%28film%29?wprov=sfla1
I have full facial hair, where does that fall on on this concept?
You have to shave it tonight. All of it.
My SO has never seen me IRL without a full on beard.
And we are nearing 10 years together.


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