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[–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I am changing the terms of our unspoken agreement"

I am sure there's many who feel the same when hubbies shave πŸͺ’.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I always talk with my wife before I do something weird with my facial hair. Like the colonel sanders was fun, but not sustainable in the long term.

    But like, imagine getting dumped because you got a haircut. Not a bad haircut, just a haircut. That's how ridiculous some people are about facial hair.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    oh, i dont have a partner lol

    im just an admirer :3

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Wait I thought... πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

    Your partner is our lord and savior and this week's sponsor Crelm Toothbrush Concern. As is all of ours.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Oh right you're the person who I got shipped with in a femcel comment thread!

    ...

    I bet you're pretty cute.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    My cats think so. They keep waking me up by nibbling on my face. I'm not sure whether they're being cute or trying to give my wife a hint or hells forbid checking whether I'm alive and trying to eat my face. I've got like ten hours to decide whether to train them out of it

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Why ten hours?

    Also, I am sooo glad my cat doesn't do that lol. She's a good kitty :3

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    That was when I l left town and my cat sitter had to decide whether to put up with face nibbles. She is not allowed to discipline the cat, the cat is in charge while I am gone

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