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submitted 11 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

That being said, 9, 12, and 13 were the bomb.

Edit:

By popular demand secret option 34.

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[-] OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

where is the choco taco!

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I was always disappointed if it was a

instead of a proper

[-] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago
[-] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Where the fuck is the orange push pop?

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 46 minutes ago

With Flintstone artwork.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Always one of the character ones. The others you can get at stores pretty easily. Not as a kid, but still.

[-] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago
[-] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

honorable mention

[-] Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

Golden Gaytime? Anyone?

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 13 points 5 hours ago

Where the fuck is spongebob

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago
[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Nowadays, 6. As a kid, 9, 11 or 12.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 6 hours ago

Where is nightmare fuel Spongbob?

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

Nowadays either 9 or 6, but where is the hoky grail Choco Taco?

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 11 points 8 hours ago

Horrifically deformed you say?

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

I don’t know what you mean

[-] gir9862@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago
[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 1 points 29 minutes ago

Incontinetia Buttox?

[-] _druid@sh.itjust.works 47 points 11 hours ago
[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago

Literally came to say fuck off with your no choco taco chart! lol

[-] _druid@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 hours ago

It's so disrespectful to leave it off

[-] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

To be fair there are people alive and old enough to vote that don't know about the long lost treasure that is the Choco Taco 😭

[-] sk8boy204@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Came to say the same. What a sham not having the option.

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

6, but if i was a kid i probably would pick something 17-24. On another topic idk if anyones had #6 lately but shrinkflation hit this HARD over the past 10 years...

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 hours ago

1, 11, or 14

I'm a simple man with simple pleasures

[-] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

You’re all wrong! There is another…

La Menorquina coconut ice cream inside a real coconut

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

20 or 22, I'm easily fooled, had a Sega Genesis and TMNT bedsheets.

That said, we were too poor to get anything most of the time. We were at a park because it's free, I mean c'mon. (And before you ask, no, the Genesis was a gift from a guy who wanted to fuck my mom. Lol)

[-] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

17 somehow always ended up looking like a Lovecraftian abomination

[-] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

TIL about trash tier ice crean trucks I guess

(You get, like, actual proper ice cream in Europe, probably not everywhere tho)

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 5 hours ago

Come on theres plenty of places selling heart-brand stuff

[-] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago

5,6 or 10. I dont know the products tho maybe they're trash.

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Those malt cups were always so gross, tasted like ice that had been shown a picture of chocolate once.

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 hours ago

Those character ones were always malformed mutants never meant to see the light of day. I got my daughter a Sonic ice cream bar and she said it gave her nightmares. I am being serious, and I find it as funny now as I did back then.

[-] OR3X@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

11 is GOAT. We had an ice cream freezer in the lunch room of my elementary school and I would always get that one. Cost a whole $0.50!

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 hours ago

13 all fucking day. We even had the Schwann's guy deliver boxes of them back in the day

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[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Hailey I got you one of those fucked up sonic the hedgehog icecreams

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 1 points 6 hours ago

sigh thanks mom.

[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago
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