he has promised to "build at least one affordable house".

The oligarchs will never let him win

Please [insert deity here], let this happen. This would be soo fucking funny.

Binface could easily do better than Farage has. I mean, it's not exactly a high bar.

Farage barely shows his face there and almost never in Parliament.

You can guarantee that Binface would be more than willing to show up in both places frequently. He might even go so far as to represent Clacton properly. Perish the thought!

(I can imagine that if he won they wouldn't let him into the Commons due to not being dressed sensibly and then refusing to recognise him if he does so, because that's the sort of dirty trickery I'd expect from Parliament. So I'd be very interested to see what he does in order to comply with both directives at the same time.)

https://x.com/CountBinface/status/2062106018058776948

Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

Honestly, he put a lot of effort into that costume, and he's not an elitist parasite. I say give him a chance.

I read the title as "A Stunning Cunt" initially and I'm almost sad there wasn't a glorious vagina here instead lol

I read this as A Stunning Cunt.. Had to read again.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/08/clacton-byelection-likely-to-be-two-man-race-between-reform-leader-and-binface

Farage has sought to portray the byelection as a “people versus the establishment” contest, prompting Conservative leader, Kemi Badenoch, to describe Binface as the “people’s candidate”. The prime minister, Keir Starmer, even addressed his candidacy on the sidelines of the Nato summit. “I think it’s actually against Labour party rules to endorse another [candidate],” he said.

For the man himself, or rather the alien, it’s all come as a bit of a shock. The question of whether he might even win is one that he is reluctant to countenance. “It’s earliest days yet and there is a long old road to go, but if in the unlikely event that the humans of Clacton prefer me to old Nige, then I will do my very best to represent them,” he told the Guardian.

Farage is the favourite, but odds on Binface winning have been tumbling. Oddschecker, which provides betting odds from some of the UK’s most popular bookmakers, said odds on the underdog winning had been slashed from 5/1 into 7/2.

I love that a joke candidate has more chance of beating Farage than a real one.

I would love it even more if real candidates had a chance of beating Farage but let's be realistic about the state of UK politics. I'll take my love where I can get it.

I, for one, appreciate that actual UK reality has essentially become a Monty Python sketch.

Much better than our US 'reality TV show' President/reality.

Cunning Stunt sounds very rude

Count Binface is the non-Public School educated non-posh cunt choice, even if he is a Space Count.

"A Count, not a Cunt"

I recommend a visit to his website. There's not much there, but he promises more.
https://countbinface.com/

And watch this. Count Binface slays.
This is ... its good. Binface ruins this reporter's day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCCVt8IhJkA

Post election loss interview from Makersfield.
"More and more, I'm becoming the sensible, mainstream option!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuLvAsrQpuI

It took me a while to find an interview with the real Jon Harvey aka Count Binface.
This is just about a year old. Not current, but quite recent.
If you are curious about this guy, here's a good look at who he really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYDRl_MTUhA

This guy cant be any worse.... Why not give him a whirl, find out.

I'm impressed by the quality of the outfit. You think Daft Punk introduced him to their guy?

I honestly hope Angine de Poitrine show up to play his election rally.

That writer's been holding onto 'Cunning Stunt' for a while for the right article haha

I can’t be the only one to read that backwards the first time…

If Nigel loses, does that mean that the fraud/money investigation against him is dropped indefinitely?

It would definitely be an upgrade from his current position as a Count.