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Count Binface is the only candidate to declare he will take on Mr Farage in Clacton so far.

Labour, the Conservatives, the Liberal Democrats, the Greens and Restore Britain have all said they will not field candidates in the by-election.

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[-] Corngood@lemmy.ml 122 points 1 month ago

he has promised to "build at least one affordable house".

The oligarchs will never let him win

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 82 points 1 month ago

Please [insert deity here], let this happen. This would be soo fucking funny.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago

In the states we had this guy:

I sincerely hope your costumed hero wins this election. 🫡

[-] jestho@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago

All new wars should now be fought with super-soakers and nerf-guns

[-] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

Super-soakers full of LSD and MDMA.

Shut this might even make me pro-war

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[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 66 points 1 month ago

Binface could easily do better than Farage has. I mean, it's not exactly a high bar.

Farage barely shows his face there and almost never in Parliament.

You can guarantee that Binface would be more than willing to show up in both places frequently. He might even go so far as to represent Clacton properly. Perish the thought!

(I can imagine that if he won they wouldn't let him into the Commons due to not being dressed sensibly and then refusing to recognise him if he does so, because that's the sort of dirty trickery I'd expect from Parliament. So I'd be very interested to see what he does in order to comply with both directives at the same time.)

[-] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

Showing his face is maybe not the best bar to set for Count Binface.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Didn't Mexico have a similar issue a year or so ago?

Someone ran and was elected under his mexican wrestling persona. He attended parliament with his mask on. He insisted, since he was elected under his masked persona, he would attend parliament under it.

He originally did it because cartels had targeted MPs, and he ran on an anti cartel manifesto.

[-] Olap@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Yes, I had the same thought. He could wear a shirt of himself perhaps, or perhaps plastic bin armour (which probably isn't against rules, you must only surrender your sword). Or of course, de-mask during the acceptance speech and then request that his oath is taken solely with the costume, representing his mandate from the elected people of Clacton as a compromise. Or refuse his seat without the bin. Can hardly be worse than Farage in this regard

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 1 month ago

I’m fairly sure sentient toe fungus would be better that Nigel Faragey.

[-] la508@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

But would he rephase the traffic lights on Liverpool Road?

[-] tal@lemmy.today 55 points 1 month ago

https://x.com/CountBinface/status/2062106018058776948

Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

1000009400

[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Finally, policies that will make a difference.

[-] Cherry@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

They are not ideal, but he really could make a move as a disruptor to the powers that exist.

[-] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I was a bit concerned he had abandoned his previous campaign promise to build at least one new house until I made it to the last point. #VoteBinface

[-] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

Honestly, he put a lot of effort into that costume, and he's not an elitist parasite. I say give him a chance.

[-] dbtng@eviltoast.org 14 points 1 month ago

UK's Zelensky.
Not that needing a Zelensky bodes well for for them, but as you say, they could do much worse than a trashy man of steel with a sense of humor.

[-] velma@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

I read the title as "A Stunning Cunt" initially and I'm almost sad there wasn't a glorious vagina here instead lol

[-] dbtng@eviltoast.org 10 points 1 month ago

Its 'English rhyming slang'. Its supposed to look like that.

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[-] rImITywR@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 31 points 1 month ago

I read this as A Stunning Cunt.. Had to read again.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Oh but he does have a magnificent pussy from what I hear

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[-] tal@lemmy.today 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/08/clacton-byelection-likely-to-be-two-man-race-between-reform-leader-and-binface

Farage has sought to portray the byelection as a “people versus the establishment” contest, prompting Conservative leader, Kemi Badenoch, to describe Binface as the “people’s candidate”. The prime minister, Keir Starmer, even addressed his candidacy on the sidelines of the Nato summit. “I think it’s actually against Labour party rules to endorse another [candidate],” he said.

For the man himself, or rather the alien, it’s all come as a bit of a shock. The question of whether he might even win is one that he is reluctant to countenance. “It’s earliest days yet and there is a long old road to go, but if in the unlikely event that the humans of Clacton prefer me to old Nige, then I will do my very best to represent them,” he told the Guardian.

Farage is the favourite, but odds on Binface winning have been tumbling. Oddschecker, which provides betting odds from some of the UK’s most popular bookmakers, said odds on the underdog winning had been slashed from 5/1 into 7/2.

[-] rimu@piefed.social 23 points 1 month ago

I love that a joke candidate has more chance of beating Farage than a real one.

I would love it even more if real candidates had a chance of beating Farage but let's be realistic about the state of UK politics. I'll take my love where I can get it.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_PARTEI

Die Partei für Arbeit, Rechtsstaat, Tierschutz, Elitenförderung und basisdemokratische Initiative ("The Party for Labour, Rule of Law, Animal Protection, Promotion of Elites and Grassroots Democratic Initiative"), or Die PARTEI ("The PARTY"), is a German political party. It was founded in 2004 by the editors of the German satirical magazine Titanic. It is led by Martin Sonneborn. In the 2014 European Parliament election, the party won a seat, marking the first time that a satirical party has won a seat to the European Parliament. With the 2019 European Parliament election, the party gained a second seat, held by Nico Semsrott. The party kept these two seats at the 2024 European Parliament election.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

I, for one, appreciate that actual UK reality has essentially become a Monty Python sketch.

Much better than our US 'reality TV show' President/reality.

[-] ottieplod@feddit.org 23 points 1 month ago

Cunning Stunt sounds very rude

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Count Binface is the non-Public School educated non-posh cunt choice, even if he is a Space Count.

"A Count, not a Cunt"

[-] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

To anyone outside of the UK.

Public School is what you would call a Private School in the US. It's "Public" in that anyone with enough money can go.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_school_(United_Kingdom)

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A "Public School" in Britain is "public" in the same sense that the Ritz Hotel is "public" - if you can pay the £400/night you can use it.

When I lived in Britain I always felt that calling "public school" what most of the world calls "private school" was an excellent illustration of how at least the English culture was the most hypocrite in Europe (especially from the middle class upwards).

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I think it was in relation to having private tutors.

The rich had a private education, with a few years at "public school" to make contacts and learn to socialise with their peers.

It predated universal education systems.

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[-] dbtng@eviltoast.org 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I recommend a visit to his website. There's not much there, but he promises more.
https://countbinface.com/

And watch this. Count Binface slays.
This is ... its good. Binface ruins this reporter's day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCCVt8IhJkA

Post election loss interview from Makersfield.
"More and more, I'm becoming the sensible, mainstream option!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuLvAsrQpuI

It took me a while to find an interview with the real Jon Harvey aka Count Binface.
This is just about a year old. Not current, but quite recent.
If you are curious about this guy, here's a good look at who he really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYDRl_MTUhA

[-] tal@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/nigel-farage-takes-fight-establishment-160348322.html

Nigel Farage takes his 'fight with the establishment' to the voters

Farage said his decision ‌to stand for re-election was part of a strategy of "sticking two fingers up at the establishment"...

It was at this point that Mr. Farage made the fatal decision that the best way to rally support from anti-establishment voters would be a one-on-one popularity contest with a man wearing a garbage bin on his head.

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Jon is much nicer and more normal than Nigel, ironically

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[-] dasrael@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

This guy cant be any worse.... Why not give him a whirl, find out.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

It would be funny if he won and was just awesome and everyone loved him

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[-] Andonyx@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I'm impressed by the quality of the outfit. You think Daft Punk introduced him to their guy?

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[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

I honestly hope Angine de Poitrine show up to play his election rally.

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[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

That writer's been holding onto 'Cunning Stunt' for a while for the right article haha

[-] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I can’t be the only one to read that backwards the first time…

[-] redwattlebird 6 points 1 month ago

If Nigel loses, does that mean that the fraud/money investigation against him is dropped indefinitely?

[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yes, it's a parliamentary standards investigation. If he's no longer a member of parliament then there's no need to investigate him.

[-] Fluke@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, kinda. The NCA will still be investigating where all that money originated, as SARs were raised over most of the large transfers.

Not just toadman either, other high up members of Reform have been flagged for investigation because of suspicious transfers ending in their accounts.

Farage is hoping to distract the media from these investigations with the circus he's putting on. If the focus stays on that money, Reform are fucked.

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

It would definitely be an upgrade from his current position as a Count.

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