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Literally just mainlining marketing material straight into whatever’s left of their rotting brains.

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They switched from worshiping Elon Musk to worshiping ChatGPT. There are literally people commenting ChatGPT responses to prompt posts asking for real opinions, and then getting super defensive when they get downvoted and people point out that they didn't come here to read shit from AI.

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

I've seen this several times now; they're treating the word-generating parrot like fucking Shalmaneser in Stand on Zanzibar, you literally see redd*tors posting comments that are basically "I asked ChatGPT what it thought about it and here...".

Like it has remotely any value. It's pathetic.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

They simply have to denigrate living human brains so their treat printers seem more elevated. More special. cringe

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

One of them also cited fucking Blade Runner.

“You’re mocking people who think AI is sentient, but here’s a made up story where it really is sentient! You’d look really stupid if you continued to deny the sentience of AI in this scenario I just made up. Stories cannot be anything but literal. Blade Runner is a literal prediction of the future.”

Wow, if things were different they would be different!

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

They switched from worshiping Elon Musk to worshiping ChatGPT.

Some worship both now. Look at this euphoric computer toucher:

https://hexbear.net/comment/4293298

Bots already move packages, assemble machines, and update inventory.

ChatGPT could give you a summary of the entire production process. It can replace customer service agents, and support for shopping is coming soon.

Tesla revealed a robot with thumbs. They will absolutely try to replace workers with those bots, including workers at the factory that produces those bots.

Ignoring that because your gut tells you humans are special, and always beat the machines in the movies just means you will be blindsided when Tesla fights unioning workers with these bots. They'll use them to scab the UAWs attempts to get in, and will be working hard to get the humans at the bot factories replaced with the same bots coming out.

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

ChatGPT could give you a summary of the entire production process

with entirely made up numbers

It can replace customer service agents

that will direct you to a non-existent department because some companies in the training data have one

and support for shopping is coming soon

i look forward to ordering socks and receiving ten AA batteries, three identical cheesegraters, and a leopard

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

They're in this thread, too. The very same "look at this hockey stick shaped curve of how awesome the treat printer is. The awesomeness will exponentially rise until the nerd rapture sweeps me away, you superstitious Luddite meat computers" euphoria.

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[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 58 points 2 years ago

I said it at the time when chatGPT came along, and I'll say it now and keep saying it until or unless the android army is built which executes me:

ChatGPT kinda sucks shit. AI is NO WHERE NEAR what we all (used to?) understand AI to be ie fully sentient, human-equal or better, autonomous, thinking, beings.

I know the Elons and shit have tried (perhaps successfully) to change the meaning of AI to shit like chatGPT. But, no, I reject that then, now, and forever. Perhaps people have some "real" argument for different types and stages of AI and my only preemptive response to them is basically "keep your industry specific terminology inside your specific industries." The outside world, normal people, understand AI to be Data from Star Trek or the Terminator. Not a fucking glorified Wikipedia prompt. I think this does need to be straight forwardly stated and their statements rejected because... Frankly, they're full of shit and it's annoying.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

The LLM marketing hype campaign has very successfully changed the overall perceived definition of what "AI" is and what "AI" could be.

Arguably it makes actual general AI as a concept harder to develop because financing and subsidies will likely keep going downstream toward LLM projects instead of attempts to emulate general intelligence.

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

I'm not really a computer guy but I understand the fundamentals of how they function and sentience just isn't really in the cards here.

[-] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

I feel like only silicon valley techbros think they understand consciousness and do not realize how reductive and stupid they sound

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[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

Roko's Basilisk, but it's the snake from the Nokia dumb phone game.

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[-] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

I was gonna say, "Remember when scientists thought testing a nuclear bomb might start a chain reaction enflaming the whole atmosphere and then did it anyway?" But then I looked it up and I guess they actually did calculations and figured out it wouldn't before they did the test.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Might have been better if it did pika-cousin-suffering

No I’m not serious I don’t need the eco-fascism primer thank you very much

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[-] ksynwa_from_lemmygrad@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

I don't know if Reddit was always like this but all /r/ subreddits feel extremely astroturfed. /r/liverpoolfc for example feels like it is run by the teams PR division. There are a handful of criticcal posts sprinkled in so redditors can continue to delude themselves into believing they are free thinking individuals.

Also this superintelligent thing was doing well on some fifth grade level tests according to Reuter's anonymous source which got OpenAI geniuses worried about AI apocalypse.

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[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 2 years ago

The half serious jokes about sentient AI, made by dumb animals on reddit are no closer to the mark than an attempt to piss on the sun. AI can't be advancing at a pace greater than we think, unless we think it's not advancing at all. There is no god damn AI. It's a language model that uses a stochastic calculation to print out the next word each time. It barely holds on to a few variables at a time, it's got no grasp on anything, no comprehension, let alone a promise of sentience.

There are plenty of stuff and people that get to me, but few are as good at it as idiot tech bros, their delusions and their extremely warped perspective.

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[-] mittens@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think it should be noted, that some of the members on the board of OpenAI are literally just techno-priests doing actual techno-evangelism, their job literally depends on this new god and the upcoming techno-rapture being perceived as at least a plausible item of faith. I mean it probably works as any other marketing strategy, but this is all in the context of Microsoft becoming the single largest company stakeholder on OpenAI, likely they don't want their money to go to waste paying a bunch of useless cultists so they started yanking Sam Altman's chain. The OpenAI board reacted to the possibility of Microsoft making budget calls, and outed Altman and Microsoft swiftly reacted by formally hiring Altman and doubling down. Obviously most employees are going to side with Microsoft since they're currently paying the bills. You're going to see people strongly encouraged to walk out from the OpenAI board in the upcoming weeks or months, and they'll go down screaming crap about the computer hypergod. You see these aren't even marketing lines that they're repeating acritically, it's what's some dude desperately latching onto their useless 6 figure job is screaming.

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[-] WholeEnchilada@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

The saddest part of all is that it looks like they really are wishing for real life to imitate a futuristic sci-fi movie. They might not come out and say, "I really hope AI in the real world turns out to be just like in a sci-fi/horror movie" but that's what it seems like they're unconsciously wishing for. It's just like a lot of other media phenomena, such as real news reporting on zombie apocalypse preparedness or UFOs. They may phrase it as "expectation" but that's very adjacent to "hopeful."

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[-] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

achieved a breakthrough in mathematics

The bot put numbers in a statistically-likely sequence.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

I swear 99% of reddit libs so-true don't understand anything about how LLMs work.

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[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

New Q* drop lol

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 2 years ago

Some graph traversal algorithm ass name.

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[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Redditors straight up quote marketing material in their posts to defend stuff, it's maddening. I was questioning a gamer on Reddit about something in a video game, and in response they straight up quoted something from the game's official website. Critical thinking and media literacy are dead online I swear.

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