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real sex is when one girl is fully clothed with long black gloves on, and the other girl is nude while being methodically tormented (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 months ago by [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
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[–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

Spitting facts!

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    • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I think this sentence is neither new nor untrue.

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    [–] 3 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Is the material of the gloves important? Lace? Nitrile? Faux mink?

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    • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    That's totally okay, you don't have to be! This is only real sex for the people who are into that.

    (Me, my kinks are even WEIRDER, hah. And don't look anything remotely like sex at all.)

    -- Frost

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Dont worry, theres hope for you yet. How do you feel about long black gloves?

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    • [–] 1 point 2 months ago*

    Don't worry friends, I know what you're all looking for now and I've got my top guy on it.

    @altman@fedinsfw.app got anything for us?

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