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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Spitting facts!

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thou shall say it and not spray it.

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

I think this sentence is neither new nor untrue.

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Is the material of the gloves important? Lace? Nitrile? Faux mink?

[-] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

Velvet. Has to be Velvet.

[-] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?

[-] forestbeasts@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

That's totally okay, you don't have to be! This is only real sex for the people who are into that.

(Me, my kinks are even WEIRDER, hah. And don't look anything remotely like sex at all.)

-- Frost

[-] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

(Also same kinda, I’m asexual but have an unusual kink, and explaining that kink is not sex to people gets weird)

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Dont worry, theres hope for you yet. How do you feel about long black gloves?

[-] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

I’m too soft and sweet for things like that!

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

...¯_(ツ)_/¯ tough break! Tormenting for you it is I'm afraid

[-] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

😭

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't worry friends, I know what you're all looking for now and I've got my top guy on it.

@altman@fedinsfw.app got anything for us?

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026

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