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[-] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?

[-] forestbeasts@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's totally okay, you don't have to be! This is only real sex for the people who are into that.

(Me, my kinks are even WEIRDER, hah. And don't look anything remotely like sex at all.)

-- Frost

[-] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

(Also same kinda, I’m asexual but have an unusual kink, and explaining that kink is not sex to people gets weird)

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dont worry, theres hope for you yet. How do you feel about long black gloves?

[-] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

I’m too soft and sweet for things like that!

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

...¯_(ツ)_/¯ tough break! Tormenting for you it is I'm afraid

[-] prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

😭

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