Old post from last year, same rules as last time. Share the love with the people here on this most normal and kinda shit day!
https://hexbear.net/post/5685014
Also share some bangers you're listening to today if you got nothing else going on or want something to vibe to if you're stuck at work!
Death & Taxes - There's No war but Class War
https://youtu.be/U8iAntSarCU cw this song contains SA:R word
@happybadger@hexbear.net for ecology minister
Minister of Finance @xiaohongshu@hexbear.net
Minister of Defense @MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net
Minister of Internal Affairs @AlHouthi4President@lemmy.ml
Minister of Education @Cowbee@hexbear.net
nice news megathread candidates
@Tervell@hexbear.net for Minister of Defense
I make furniture, so if I'm not chosen as one of the ministers I can make any of the four Chairs if necessary
@Cowbee@hexbear.net for general secretary
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml for second secretary
@Cowbee@lemmygrad.ml for chair of the committee on state security
@Cowbee@lemm.ee for chair
Also @SoyViking@hexbear.net for minister of agriculture, due to the fantastic reports on how Denmark sucks and it is in part because of pigs
I refuse to recognise any minister of foreign affairs that has not had a clear stance on the horrifying white genocide in South Africa. Anything less than that is a sign collaborationism with the darkest of evils.
@UlyssesT for minister of culture in exile
Make me minister of goth
I may have to contest you there. I wear mesh shirts as part of my normal wardrobe, I have a first wave industrial style noise/experimental project, I have made a German expressionist short film, I could literally call Ogre from Skinny Puppy on my phone rn if I wanted. I have a first pressing of Pornography by The Cure. I bring experience and first wave credibility to the office. I subculture subclass in goth, I primary class in crust, but I have been called 'incredibly fucking goth' by 3 different goths. I should at least get a cabinet position.
Check out the band Musta Paraati, amazing Finnish band from the esrly to mid 80s. Lost Tribe and Anansazi also rip, theyre from the early 2010s when diy punk went through a goth phase. Also my friends band H.A.L.T. who are current and tour quite a lot
Can I be Minister of Militarized Gender?
Gender nkvd sure
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@Jabril@hexbear.net the reasonable for Minister of Internal Affairs because I'm always noticing the reasonable and understanding views Jabril takes
After what I've been eating lately I can promise my internal affairs are not in order
Gonna need minister of agriculture soyviking to prescribe you some fiber
I might need a minister of supernatural entities to prescribe me an exorcism
I just wanna be in charge of running the forcefem gulags
Can I pls be minister of railways, I love trains and all types of trains. I love HSR, LRT, Metros, REM style systems, u-bahns, and s-bahns :3
no more half measures walter
Finger for minister of measurements
I have nominated and confirmed myself to Chair of the Committee on State Security and you are ALL being purged for being reactionary liberals. Sorry not sorry.
I'd like to nominate @un_mask_me@hexbear.net for Minister of Health!
As minister of space i promise to abolish banning, instead we'll just use all our resources to launch them into space 
As a future pharmacist and trans person, I want to be minister of health and have hrt for everyone and trans all the cis!!
Minister of Radio, I have the best taste in music here. My endorsement of any musical act is a guarantee. A friend has recently said im impossible to recommend music to cause ive already heard the band, and can rattle off their influences or mire underground acts that are similar but take whatever aspect they like up more. I talked for like an hour about Deep Purple and 60s garage bands with my other music nerd friend the other day.
Check this one out. There's a lil something for everyone here
I'd like to throw my own hat into the ring for Minister of Radio.
:Dr-Johnny-Fever:
my qualifications:
https://hexbear.net/u/Yuritopiaposadism for minister of IT
I read Finance as France so I want to be minister of France so I can go rogue on the elites
I'd want to be minister of communications - uh why, you ask?
because I made subtitles of others speaking in foreign languages, I have subtitled 8 hours worth of content at least. (admittedly with some help)
That has got to count for something
shit I haven’t kept as much track of site affairs over the past few months but uhhh @Grebgreb@hexbear.net for tv and @Erika3Sis@hexbear.net for culture are the first names that come to my thoroughly blorped mind
why isn't there a ministry of grains? or should it be a ministry of heaps?
Make me general secretary and also everything else. I am not the captain of a team, the team is me (some LOUIS XIV didnt ever actually say but still)
@Grebgreb@hexbear.net for Minister of TV
Getting in my time machine with a big sack of frogs going back to Jim Hendon's childhood and just pelting him at age 6 with frogs from the future, see what happens when I go back
Culture: either @LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net or the gundam pfp cooky; or a co-chair situation
Oh yeah pick the guy who refuses to read to be an authority on culture, greaaaat idea (thank you)
“Guide the stomach and the body will follow”
-me
Anyone who wants to look into beet recipes on Facebook will have to read State and Revolution first and answer questions that you would only kmow if you've read it, reallt specific stuff. When Facebook groups were new and I eas in high school I took up the group name for basically every item in the grocery store hoping it would pay off. It kinda has
Gimme Chair of the Committee on State Security
as the last standing capitalist in this tankie infested place, i should control the economy for the benefit of myself. and possibly everyone else. something something trickle down
https://youtu.be/zAP-fMoRg_0 mud from mudrat is good
Doc Vivi Leandra for Head of Hexbear-Vtuber Affairs
@thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net for Gen Sec and @edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space for 2nd sec/ Chair of GOSPLAN
Post well known tunes into the megathread. Post fresh vibes individually.
🎵 Hexbear music streaming den 🎶