@happybadger@hexbear.net for ecology minister

@Tervell@hexbear.net for Minister of Defense

Minister of Finance @xiaohongshu@hexbear.net

Minister of Defense @MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net

Minister of Internal Affairs @AlHouthi4President@lemmy.ml

Minister of Education @Cowbee@hexbear.net

I refuse to recognise any minister of foreign affairs that has not had a clear stance on the horrifying white genocide in South Africa. Anything less than that is a sign collaborationism with the darkest of evils.

@Cowbee@hexbear.net for general secretary
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml for second secretary
@Cowbee@lemmygrad.ml for chair of the committee on state security
@Cowbee@lemm.ee for chair

Also @SoyViking@hexbear.net for minister of agriculture, due to the fantastic reports on how Denmark sucks and it is in part because of pigs

I make furniture, so if I'm not chosen as one of the ministers I can make any of the four Chairs if necessary

@UlyssesT for minister of culture in exile

Make me minister of goth

Can I be Minister of Militarized Gender?

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@Jabril@hexbear.net the reasonable for Minister of Internal Affairs because I'm always noticing the reasonable and understanding views Jabril takes

I just wanna be in charge of running the forcefem gulags

Can I pls be minister of railways, I love trains and all types of trains. I love HSR, LRT, Metros, REM style systems, u-bahns, and s-bahns :3

no more half measures walter

As minister of space i promise to abolish banning, instead we'll just use all our resources to launch them into space

I'd like to nominate @un_mask_me@hexbear.net for Minister of Health!

I have nominated and confirmed myself to Chair of the Committee on State Security and you are ALL being purged for being reactionary liberals. Sorry not sorry.

my qualifications:

I'd like to throw my own hat into the ring for Minister of Radio.

:Dr-Johnny-Fever:

As a future pharmacist and trans person, I want to be minister of health and have hrt for everyone and trans all the cis!!

https://hexbear.net/u/Yuritopiaposadism for minister of IT

Minister of Radio, I have the best taste in music here. My endorsement of any musical act is a guarantee. A friend has recently said im impossible to recommend music to cause ive already heard the band, and can rattle off their influences or mire underground acts that are similar but take whatever aspect they like up more. I talked for like an hour about Deep Purple and 60s garage bands with my other music nerd friend the other day.

Check this one out. There's a lil something for everyone here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_aAYp4m0lP8&pp=

I read Finance as France so I want to be minister of France so I can go rogue on the elites

I'd want to be minister of communications - uh why, you ask?

because I made subtitles of others speaking in foreign languages, I have subtitled 8 hours worth of content at least. (admittedly with some help)

That has got to count for something

can i be the minister of heavy industrial

shit I haven’t kept as much track of site affairs over the past few months but uhhh @Grebgreb@hexbear.net for tv and @Erika3Sis@hexbear.net for culture are the first names that come to my thoroughly blorped mind

Make me general secretary and also everything else. I am not the captain of a team, the team is me (some LOUIS XIV didnt ever actually say but still)

why isn't there a ministry of grains? or should it be a ministry of heaps?

@Grebgreb@hexbear.net for Minister of TV

as the last standing capitalist in this tankie infested place, i should control the economy for the benefit of myself. and possibly everyone else. something something trickle down

Anyone who wants to look into beet recipes on Facebook will have to read State and Revolution first and answer questions that you would only kmow if you've read it, reallt specific stuff. When Facebook groups were new and I eas in high school I took up the group name for basically every item in the grocery store hoping it would pay off. It kinda has

Gimme Chair of the Committee on State Security

Culture: either @LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net or the gundam pfp cooky; or a co-chair situation

Getting in my time machine with a big sack of frogs going back to Jim Hendon's childhood and just pelting him at age 6 with frogs from the future, see what happens when I go back

Just gonna share another song, in German so forgive me for it, it's titled "good enough" as in you are good enough, which you the reader are as you are.

Doc Vivi Leandra for Head of Hexbear-Vtuber Affairs

https://youtu.be/zAP-fMoRg_0 mud from mudrat is good

No minister of cancelculture or woke??

@thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net for Gen Sec and @edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space for 2nd sec/ Chair of GOSPLAN