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[–] 28 points 2 months ago* (9 children)

Is that what it's called in the US? A jam donut?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    What do sensible people call it?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago*

    Vinzent: And you know what they call a... a... a jam donut in Germany?

    Jules: They don't call it a jam donut?

    Vinzent: No man, they only got Marmelade. They wouldn't know what the fuck jam is.

    Jules: Then what do they call it?

    Vinzent: They call it a Berliner.

    Jules: A Berliner. What do they call a normal donut?

    Vinzent: Well, a donut is a donut, but they call it der Donut.

    ...

    Hans: In Berlin, we call it a "Pfannkuchen"!

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    Does anyone know the name of this bat? I need to know.

    I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and I will name him George.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago*

    It really depends on how you find out.

    From a meme: awesome

    While biting into what you thought was a jelly doughnut: Not as awesome

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    𝕷𝖊𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖗 𝕻𝖋𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖐𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖓

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Username checks out.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    This highly specialized creature has evolved for one very specific prey. /David Attenborough

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    The reincarnation of JFK

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    these jelly-filled donuts are awesome! nothing beats a jelly-filled donut.

    ill use my frying pan as-

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Also full of red goop.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    convergent evolution

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