god bless your liver kidney and gallbladder

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[–] 10 points 2 months ago
[–] 8 points 2 months ago

Changing my name to Liver so I can name my son And Onions so my wife must introduce us as “Liver and our son And Onions”

The delivery doesn’t work. The goddamned joke isn’t working. If I can just get this joke to work I know she’ll stop talking about divorce.

I don’t even have a son yet.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I HARDLY KNOW'ER

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I'm a liver not a fighter doggirl-kiss

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    doc said i got ascites, aside deez nuts

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    More like deader

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