They're keeping the corpse on life support to avoid getting clobbered in another special election. I thought the governor appointed them but that changed now it's a special election.

Claims to be pro life.....
I can only wish he reaps exactly what he sowed.
If it makes you feel better, he absolutely hates trump, because Trump jumped the gun and now it will likely fail long term.
The stress of trump over the last decade, is likely what contributed to his heart attack and combined with Trump's rush job is why he won't live to see his plan come to fruitation.
People forget that, none of what's happening is Trump's plan, he latched onto an existing plan and insisted the timelines were drastically moved up. And that's probably what will save us, because if Paul Ryan had done half this shit as president it would have worked.
I doubt he has enough time left on this earth to reap much of it
We'll have to call it wishful thinking then I suppose
If only they found him late.
If it helps, proper CPR breaks the ribs andis very traumatic. Being old as fuck, Bitch Mcconnel is guaranteed to be in a lot of pain
well let's hope his insurance deductible doesn't finish the job
/s
Does Congress still has healthcare paid by the public?
oh yes, I am certain he won't shed a penny for the absolute best care which may or may not bump people who need it more...
The American tax payers are happy to pick up the tab for Mitch but not for each other (if Mitch have anything to say about it)
Just in this one moment, I kinda wish they were right about the democrat death panels
I got all excited til I saw the part about "last month". I don't wish death on many, but boy will I be happy once all these geriatrics in my government kick the bucket.
*best read in the voice of sir David Attenborough
As EMS arrived they found McConnell had been flipped onto his shell, with his legs flailing the responders were able to flip him back.
Controversy surrounds his age of 84 years old, but others of his species have lived in captivity up to 150 years old.
His Kentucky Republican breed is well known for not only surviving on the typical Republican diet of banks, oil and gas, and occasional telecommunications companies, but also has a diet supplemented from his wife's income streams of insider informed stocks.
I hope he is gone. He has done more harm to the United States of America, than maybe anyone else in the last 15 years.
Just let go Mitch
so he’s either already dead or just braindead mush with a heartbeat
if they hide his death until less than ninety days before election he can’t be replaced until mid-terms
of course you know they're gonna try that shit
Senate Majority Leader John Thune, R-S.D., has said that McConnell "sounded good" and "wants to be back" when they spoke the day after McConnell was hospitalized.
"He is clearly dialed in to what's going on. He's following along with stuff we are doing this week up here. Very much so," Thune said June 15, ABC News reported at the time.
Bro has been freezing up like a YouTube video on dialup for years now. There is simply no way that he is "clearly dialed in".
Gross
Groß if true
You would think all of these medical events would knock the shell off the turtle and prompt an early retirement. Nope. I wish him the worst.
Your ride awaits, Moscow.
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