Claims to be pro life.....
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I can only wish he reaps exactly what he sowed.
They're keeping the corpse on life support to avoid getting clobbered in another special election. I thought the governor appointed them but that changed now it's a special election.
You don’t perform CPR on people who are breathing. He was dead for a while before he was found. No one knows for how long. He probably is still dead, they just don’t want to announce it for purely political reasons.
well let's hope his insurance deductible doesn't finish the job
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Does Congress still has healthcare paid by the public?
oh yes, I am certain he won't shed a penny for the absolute best care which may or may not bump people who need it more...
The American tax payers are happy to pick up the tab for Mitch but not for each other (if Mitch have anything to say about it)
Eighty fucking four years old. You should be in a fucking old folks home, you dirty old bastard.
We need to enact age limits on our government, JFC. I wouldn't trust someone ten years YOUNGER to even drive safely, yet this turtle twat is a senator???
I never wish anyone dead, but don't expect me to shed tears over one of the architects of the destruction of the US.
I genuinely wish these malevolents death
I feel like anyone saying otherwise (who doesn’t already LIKE these guys) is just lying. How could you not? “Oh just keep destroying the lives of hundreds of millions as long as I’m on my high horse never wishing you death” that’s not the moral take people think it is.
It's likely he's dead and they're hiding the fact. Can you imagine the jubilee that would happen today if it was reported he died, especially on Trump's birthday?
*best read in the voice of sir David Attenborough
As EMS arrived they found McConnell had been flipped onto his shell, with his legs flailing the responders were able to flip him back.
Controversy surrounds his age of 84 years old, but others of his species have lived in captivity up to 150 years old.
His Kentucky Republican breed is well known for not only surviving on the typical Republican diet of banks, oil and gas, and occasional telecommunications companies, but also has a diet supplemented from his wife's income streams of insider informed stocks.
I got all excited til I saw the part about "last month". I don't wish death on many, but boy will I be happy once all these geriatrics in my government kick the bucket.
so he’s either already dead or just braindead mush with a heartbeat
if they hide his death until less than ninety days before election he can’t be replaced until mid-terms
he's not going to die until they find all the phylacteries
Senate Majority Leader John Thune, R-S.D., has said that McConnell "sounded good" and "wants to be back" when they spoke the day after McConnell was hospitalized.
"He is clearly dialed in to what's going on. He's following along with stuff we are doing this week up here. Very much so," Thune said June 15, ABC News reported at the time.
More than just a couple decades too late
If only they found him late.
If it helps, proper CPR breaks the ribs andis very traumatic. Being old as fuck, Bitch Mcconnel is guaranteed to be in a lot of pain
2nd cardiac event Elderly Required CPR.
Actual chance of coming back to work is low single digit percentage points. Time for new Senate majority leader.
Much lesser chance than that. Survival rates after CPR are less than 10% for adults.
All these people act like kings, barons, and counts wanting to die on the throne.
Shoulda happened 20 years ago
i'm so fucking tired of this bastard.
he's responsible for a lot of my misery and i want him out of it.
And remember a few years ago this fucker also made so that if he left office for health reasons they have to appoint a Republican to replace him instead of having the choice to put either a Republican or Democrat in office.
I am extremely confused because I could have swore this happened previously and I guess I was right. Second heart attack in a month. The police need to be called as well as the FBI. They are torturing a senile senior senator for political gain. The fact that his family is allowing this is extremely telling about the type of people they are.
With that said I hope they’re water boarding him too
These fucks are going to life support this fuck until after August 1st.
I hope he suffers every bit as much as he has caused.
Too little, too late, unfortunately.
God keeps trying to send this guy to hell... why do these so called religious people keep stopping God's will?

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