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[–] 108 points 2 months ago

Claims to be pro life.....

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  • [–] 65 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    I can only wish he reaps exactly what he sowed.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    If it makes you feel better, he absolutely hates trump, because Trump jumped the gun and now it will likely fail long term.

    The stress of trump over the last decade, is likely what contributed to his heart attack and combined with Trump's rush job is why he won't live to see his plan come to fruitation.

    People forget that, none of what's happening is Trump's plan, he latched onto an existing plan and insisted the timelines were drastically moved up. And that's probably what will save us, because if Paul Ryan had done half this shit as president it would have worked.

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    They're keeping the corpse on life support to avoid getting clobbered in another special election. I thought the governor appointed them but that changed now it's a special election.

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    [–] 33 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    well let's hope his insurance deductible doesn't finish the job

    /s

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    Does Congress still has healthcare paid by the public?

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Eighty fucking four years old. You should be in a fucking old folks home, you dirty old bastard.

    We need to enact age limits on our government, JFC. I wouldn't trust someone ten years YOUNGER to even drive safely, yet this turtle twat is a senator???

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    [–] 22 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    I never wish anyone dead, but don't expect me to shed tears over one of the architects of the destruction of the US.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I genuinely wish these malevolents death

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    [–] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    It's likely he's dead and they're hiding the fact. Can you imagine the jubilee that would happen today if it was reported he died, especially on Trump's birthday?

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  • [–] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    *best read in the voice of sir David Attenborough

    As EMS arrived they found McConnell had been flipped onto his shell, with his legs flailing the responders were able to flip him back.

    Controversy surrounds his age of 84 years old, but others of his species have lived in captivity up to 150 years old.

    His Kentucky Republican breed is well known for not only surviving on the typical Republican diet of banks, oil and gas, and occasional telecommunications companies, but also has a diet supplemented from his wife's income streams of insider informed stocks.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    "Mitch McConnell found unconscious" ... How could they tell?

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    I got all excited til I saw the part about "last month". I don't wish death on many, but boy will I be happy once all these geriatrics in my government kick the bucket.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    so he’s either already dead or just braindead mush with a heartbeat

    if they hide his death until less than ninety days before election he can’t be replaced until mid-terms

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    he's not going to die until they find all the phylacteries

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Just let go Mitch

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Senate Majority Leader John Thune, R-S.D., has said that McConnell "sounded good" and "wants to be back" when they spoke the day after McConnell was hospitalized.

    "He is clearly dialed in to what's going on. He's following along with stuff we are doing this week up here. Very much so," Thune said June 15, ABC News reported at the time.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    More than just a couple decades too late

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    If only they found him late.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    If it helps, proper CPR breaks the ribs andis very traumatic. Being old as fuck, Bitch Mcconnel is guaranteed to be in a lot of pain

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    Rest in piss, shitbag

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    2nd cardiac event Elderly Required CPR.

    Actual chance of coming back to work is low single digit percentage points. Time for new Senate majority leader.

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    [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    All these people act like kings, barons, and counts wanting to die on the throne.

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    [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Shoulda happened 20 years ago

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    [–] 9 points 2 months ago*

    i'm so fucking tired of this bastard.

    he's responsible for a lot of my misery and i want him out of it.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago*

    rushed

    damn. ambos should have taken their time.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    And remember a few years ago this fucker also made so that if he left office for health reasons they have to appoint a Republican to replace him instead of having the choice to put either a Republican or Democrat in office.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    I am extremely confused because I could have swore this happened previously and I guess I was right. Second heart attack in a month. The police need to be called as well as the FBI. They are torturing a senile senior senator for political gain. The fact that his family is allowing this is extremely telling about the type of people they are.

    With that said I hope they’re water boarding him too

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    These fucks are going to life support this fuck until after August 1st.

    I hope he suffers every bit as much as he has caused.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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    Thoughts and prayers.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    God keeps trying to send this guy to hell... why do these so called religious people keep stopping God's will?

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