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[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 104 points 1 month ago
[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 20 points 1 month ago

This fiddle is way too big to express how little I care.

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago

I still think this is the world's tiniest cello, and not a violin.

[-] gnate@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Or perhaps viola da gamba.

Look at the gams on that thing!

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Nah, that's some kinda bug, bro.

[-] jeansburger@piefed.world 50 points 1 month ago
[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

Can you say, "rug pull"?

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 month ago

It's still above the IPO price so it has plenty more to fall.

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago

The Lemmy community expresses heartfelt sympathy for these dumb losers but really if you are an investor that let's day to day swings on a single stock ruin your day you need to find a new way to invest.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Oh dear! Nobody could possibly have seen that coming!

[-] rafoix@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

It’s going to stay overpriced because retail investors will keep it pumped because they think it will make them millionaires.

[-] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago

No, it will stay overpriced because it becomes a part of the NASDAQ 100 on 7/6 and 401ks are then legally required to buy it.

[-] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 17 points 1 month ago

awww shucks...

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

hinting at even more drama as investors struggle to make sense of Musk's space-and-AI behemoth.

There is no way for it to make sense. It’s just dumb fucking insanity. Rocket company + subpar bullshit machine + Nazi chat room is not a real company. Soon they’ll combine with former car company who makes sub-par robots, making it even more stupid. Fuck all this shit.

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] NM_Gringo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I sold my NASDAQ index fund. So glad the S&P passed.

[-] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

S&P almost certainly index companies that are exposed anyways. Get the fuck out of tech.

[-] Leather@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I for one, can not wait to be forced into breeding so my great great grandchildren can continue pay for the SpaceX government bailout of 2028!

[-] MrOtingocni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's a manga I would read

[-] hark@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Not if they got in at the IPO price of $135. It's currently at $162, which is significantly higher than the already ridiculous IPO price and the index inclusion hasn't even happened yet.

[-] medem@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 month ago

These are not 'investors', but speculators.

[-] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Isn't all investment speculative in nature? Even fixed rates you are betting it will be better than the alternative.

[-] medem@lemmy.wtf 0 points 1 month ago

Not quite. A (common) stock is nothing more than a certificate of ownership of part of a company. In theory, the value of that capital should increase over time, plus you hopefully get dividends regularly. Again - it's ownership, so that means that you could, in principle, hold that instrument 'forever' (just like you would, say, a piece of land), never planning to sell it back, and therefore not giving a single f*ck about its current or future price.

[-] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You don't invest in something because it's price is expected to increase of you plan to never ever sell. This makes no sense.

[-] medem@lemmy.wtf 0 points 1 month ago

It's != its.

Again: stock is property. Arguing that the only reason to invest in stocks is getting money out of it by selling later at a higher price would be like saying that people buy apartments/land/metals solely for future financial gain.

...and even if one doesn't buy that argument, there's the concept of hedging, which is far enough from the concept of speculation to consider it its opposite.

[-] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

People only but stocks because they expect to get more money from them than they spent.

And hedging is not the opposite of speculating, it's a strategy for safer speculation.

You're trying to make "invest= good, speculate= bad", so anybody investing on the bad company has to be a speculator, not an investor.

No true Scotsman fallacy

[-] ShredderFeeder@shredderfood.net 9 points 1 month ago

That makes me happy. :)

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Okay ❤️

Yay ❤️

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I'm glad I'm financially insulted from it (mostly on the s&p)

[-] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

At first, I thought to maybe correct you by suggestinh that you meant to state that you're insulated, but insulted works too.

Carry on.

[-] Marternus@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Is SpaceX another website for bdsm porn?

[-] andallthat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's SpaSex. Porn in natural spas on Mars. Very short videos because they usually die after a few seconds but good enough for me (I don't last that long either).

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Rocket Lab, and other space companies, are also being dragged down because they are bunched in for being space economy, despite being a way more sensible company. I predict that the Xshit sandwich will gradually lose steam, while RL will steadily climb again, and skyrocket (I am legally required to make that pun) when Neutron launches. That's my bet. Then again, Tesla is still obscenely overvalued, despite selling objectively last gen EVs that have dangerous fake autopilot, and which are effectively subsidized in the US by the gov't by virtue of bans and tariffs. Large funds, billionaires, and many retail investors are buying Nazitard's stock like meme stock buyers. There is going to be a lot of hurt sooner or later. BTW, how is starship, or whatever the exploding giant dildo is called, doing?

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

BTW, how is starship, or whatever the exploding giant dildo is called, doing?

Still massively behind schedule, costs keep ballooning out of control. This year's test also blew up. Still can't even reach orbit. Still promising orbital refueling for a ship that barely even flies.

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Were you able to short the stock before it took such a plunge?

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