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[–] 181 points 2 months ago*

"Aryan goddess"

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    Satire but horrendous views on women which now that i say it maybe means it isnt satire given 4chan. Oh wait theyre dating, yeah its satire

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Horrible in a lot of ways, but "I'll try and date women who are interested in me and we'll build healthier habits in one another" is a much better outcome than I expect here.

    Also, if we're being honest. I needed a push to try and date "in my league" so I could realize that I am worthy of love and build my own self worth to the point that I was a better person both to myself and to partners back when I was a big virgin at risk for incel thinking

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  • [–] 75 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    You shouldn't look at your partner as a fixer-upper. Physically, that is.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    what about if you live in a disney movie?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    The only disney movies i watched that didn't make me want to die was the TRON films.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    You wanted to die after watching Hercules, Tarzan, or the Lion King??

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    As a kid, I saw Tarzan as "haha monke man go ooaooaooaoooaooo".

    As an adult, I interpret its message as integration being contingent upon conformity and usefulness to society.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    He expressly did NOT conform to their vision of (English) humankind and instead brought them to his world in the jungle, at the end.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    He wasn't accepted among the adult gorillas until he killed the leopard. Then he was only seen by the explorers as a scientific curiosity, and by the poachers as a means to find the gorillas.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Yeah? But that wasn't the end of the movie? Those are the challenges in his way before the end of the movie. Where the moral comes in?

    He kills a leopard, proving to the gorillas that he is strong enough to go with them. Their issue (and primarily the leader of the pack's issue) is that he isn't as adept at survival because of his human body. Tarzan was failing their expectation of "survival of the fittest" that they have because they are gorillas. But now they aren't openly ostracising him, even if the leader is still prejudiced against him.

    Then the humans come, who look like him. He doesn't have to struggle so hard to fit in, like he did with gorillas. He even fell in love. But then he found out that just because these humans looked more similar to him, that didn't mean they cared about the same things he did. In killing Clayton in defense of his biggest gorilla detractor (and consequently his gorilla family), he's rejecting the apparent human connection and Kerchak, the gorilla leader, finally accepts the sincerity of Tarzan's devotion to community despite assuming Tarzan would side with them.

    Everyone learns lessons.

    Did y'all just turn off the movie when Tarzan starts walking on two feet?

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    lose my virginity to her

    Obviously fake. As if a 4chan user is ever going to lose his virginity.

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    squishier girls are cute and adorable and incredibly lovable too :3 (and awesome to snuggle with)

    honestly get real anon uwu

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Muscles are still squishy when relaxed. It's not like Michael Phelps is permanently hard as steel.

    Only when he sees you ;3

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I have had numerous women tell me they dated lower body fat guys and found the cuddling to be significantly worse. Getting shredded is not what women generally want you to do it's what guys want you to do.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    What a disgusting piece of text. 🤮

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Even if this wasn't fake and gay she'd just leave him with her newfound confidence

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    You don't understand Women's insecurities very well. Her confidence is now tied to OP. She doesn't believe she is a 10, she believes that OP makes her a 10.

    Assuming it wasn't fake and gay of course...

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    "I beat the game"

    Lmao, people who think marriage is like the final boss of a video game clearly have no idea what kind of life they're in for. You got married, congrats, you beat THE TUTORIAL. Now welcome to REAL LIFE.

    I have met newlyweds like this. They don't last. Nothing wrong with celebrating the marriage, of course, but "happily ever after" is a fairy tale for a reason.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Each people grew up differently. I was taught to live my life and be myself at an early age. But as I grow older I realised not everyone were taught the same. I love my mates but two of them are conformists as if relationships are end-all-be-all. They kinda think that there are arbitrary goal posts to reach at certain age.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Is Occam's Razor the right term here?

    What I do know is that people in happy marriages or divorce on good terms are often not the ones making the loudest noise.

    While it's true that we should advance at our own pace, what's also true is that we shouldn't get comfortable with the idea that things will always go our way, especially as we age.

    Often, having a good relationshio or, better, a marriage is exactly what people need in case things happen that would otherwise leave us vulnerable, and it goes both ways.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago

    Sounds like a lot of work. I just date women I find attractive regardless of size and encourage them to live a lifestyle that makes them happy. If a hot chick that's into me is fat I'm just going to be happy a hot chick is into me.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago

    Doesn't anon mean "but" instead of "and" in the last sentence? It's annoying me how often people seem to mix these two words

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Obviously fake, but what’s the gay angle?

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    [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    I was waiting for the end where now shes hotter and dumps him for "chad"

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