You shouldn't look at your partner as a fixer-upper. Physically, that is.
squishier girls are cute and adorable and incredibly lovable too :3 (and awesome to snuggle with)
honestly get real anon uwu
I like them a little squishy. Squishy is good. I'm a little squishy too.
Need some padding to survive the winter
Satire but horrendous views on women which now that i say it maybe means it isnt satire given 4chan. Oh wait theyre dating, yeah its satire
"Aryan goddess"
“Aryan goddess”
lose my virginity to her
Obviously fake. As if a 4chan user is ever going to lose his virginity.
Doesn't anon mean "but" instead of "and" in the last sentence? It's annoying me how often people seem to mix these two words
After losing weight You will not look as if You've never had that weight.
I hope you don't go around actually saying that to overweight people who are working hard on improving themselves, you might as well be saying:
"What are you even bothering for? You've fucked it. Game over. Damage done."
And for a percentage of those people, that's going to be the line that does make them give up on improving themselves.
Fake and gay.
Fake: anon got laid
Gay: anon went to a gym
What a disgusting piece of text. 🤮
It's anon what did you expect?
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