In this era of post-materialism

This person needs to be sent straight to the pit.

I got Greta Thunberg. No complaints. What a silly test though

32% Dubai chocolate 68% Labubu

Can someone explain the davos/dubai spectrum to me

These questions are terrible and incredibly vague. I got bored and just did the neutral option for all of them.

I think it is very telling that being "neutral" on a quiz like this gets you a fascist. All of this shit just exists as a means of normalising fascist ideas.

what the shit.

favorite question:

It is funny when people with shitty political views die.

Might I suggest a trigger warning for extreme prejudice in the quiz? It's obviously made by a channer type

I'm 19% chud?!?!

....It's cause I did neutral on the alternative girls (I'm GAY idc about alt girls) and did neutral on crackheads on busses (I felt like, reading the question, it was asking me if I advocate for more crackheads on busses, which no...I advocate for the crackheads to be left alone when they're riding the bus - not for crackhead-only buses!!!)

Very funny that I still got Zohran though

damn they called you a liberal

The outcome is entirely dependent on your online porn habits btw

there is a lot of confusing questions, most of them could be interpreted multiple ways that would flip the axis they are measuring. anyway here's my result i don't know how to feel about it:

Nice x 2

I'll take it

I got Homer Simpson

i hate it (at least I'm cool and woke)

also,

"lab grown meat" is unnecessary, there are already much better options like soy meat, there's no point in making living meat tissue. but the negative options are "i like meat" "bill gates microchip vaccines lab meat waah" so fuck this quiz

I got Hasan Piker .-.

Got 0% chud, my match Greta.

Edit: just coming back to do a victory lap, y'all can't touch my chud stat!

Ok. I will give it that. I thought it was more fun then most of these tests

I got Lula (President of Brazil)

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I got Zach Polanski.

As far as I can tell I got 12% Chud because I said neutral on there is too many crack addicts on the subway (because it's a poorly phrased question) and neutral on the oversimplified brands because who care?

I think I took a hit because I said Alt Girls are Sexy. To which I demand a dispensation as an alt trans girl myself, my opinion is completely different to some Chud. I'm personally very sexy and the other alt trans girls I date are sexy.

Oh wow, so I'm 50/50 on Internationalist vs. National, and I'm leaning slightly Neo-Luddite only because we live in capitalism, and I'm 89% woke (I wonder what questions I answered that got me this...? What defines that as 'woke'?) And I'm pretty doomer with a little bit of hope. I mean, if you're in the Philippines, it'll do that, with the constant politicking and the suppression of geuine leftists, but just because I know things are bad and are going to get worse, doesn't mean I'm going to stop, I guess.

Hellword spectrum Davos-Dubai

I know nothing about this guy, but okay.

It was hard to answer the Davos/Dubai ones because they were so libbed up.

I got Claudia Sheinbaum