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submitted 3 weeks ago by Veserr@sh.itjust.works to c/world@lemmy.world
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[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago

He's gonna get booed mercilessly, can't wait to watch.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 35 points 3 weeks ago

Can Iran win this? That would be great to see.

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 18 points 3 weeks ago

Could just add it to their demands for opening the Strait of Hormuz.

[-] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

No. Iran can't win it for two reasons. First is that they aren't as good as any of the top teams. They are a good team, don't get me wrong, but nowhere near even the top 20. The second is that FIFA is corrupt as fuck and wouldn't let Iran even sniff a semi-final match.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

Suddenly, every team starts playing to lose

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Gosh I wish we'd see that sort of collective action.

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

In 1994 during the Caribbean cup, Barbados was playing Grenada and needed to win by 2 goals in order to advance. They gave up a goal late making the score 2-1. They had a golden goal rule at the time where any goals scored in extra time counted as two. Barbados scores an own goal to tie it and push for extra time. Grenada was in a position that if they score in either net it's a benefit to them, so Barbados had to defend both goals until the end of regulation.

It's not quite like playing to lose, but it's pretty close and super entertaining.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I remeber reading about that! Thanks for sharing!

[-] postscarce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 weeks ago

Whoever makes it to the final, and whoever wins, I hope both sets of fans can put their differences aside and unite in song.

’Who’s the pedo, who’s the pedo, who’s the pedo in the files? Who’s the pedo in the files?’

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I want this to happen. I've posted on Bluesky and tried to get celebs to boost this. I need this to happen with every fibre of my being.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago

He's gonna steal it.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

"Y'know ... they should really be giving this trophy to me. I know all about soccer. Nobody knows more about soccer than me. Nobody. Biden didn't know about soccer. Barack Hussain Obama didn't know about soccer. I know. I know all about it.

Y'know ... some of these men? Big strong legs! No women, either! Fake news tells you there's women's soccer, but nobody believes 'em.

Y'know ... we have the 'hottest' country in the world right now, thanks to everybody's favourite president: ME. The Strait of Iran is open if they know what's good for 'em. We're gonna see about tariffs on that sometime. We might become a little aggressive with 'em. I dunno. It all depends on Greenland.

And they play soccer there! Did you know that? I did. I saw them vandalize the soccer, just scooped it up 400 ... 500 miles. Why would they do that? Do you know? No, you don't, because you're fake news.

$14 million is a much better deal, don't you think? Awash. They're awash because of me. Did you know that word? You didn't, did you? Because I knew it. I knew the word. It has a 'h' in it, like 'white'. Somebody should look into that. I would, but I already know how it turns out. It turns out in Chy-nah. Just like them!

Anyway, what do I sign now? You see this signature? I can make money from this signature.

Believe me. Believe me".

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago

If he lets the trophy out of his office

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

You spelt orifice wrong

[-] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Can’t wait for the booing, he rarely exposes himself in a venue like this, where he can’t control every aspect of it.

[-] ElReatonVaquer0@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'd be worried he drops it, with those tiny hands...

[-] KC_Royalz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I can't stand watching soccer, I love sports, I just can't stand soccer. However I would love it if Iran won

[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I love sports and I mostly love the World Cup. But goddamn do I hate the flopping and embellishment.

[-] comador@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hoping Canada wins now ...

[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Imaging Iran winning hahahahahaha

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