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[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

"Y'know ... they should really be giving this trophy to me. I know all about soccer. Nobody knows more about soccer than me. Nobody. Biden didn't know about soccer. Barack Hussain Obama didn't know about soccer. I know. I know all about it.

Y'know ... some of these men? Big strong legs! No women, either! Fake news tells you there's women's soccer, but nobody believes 'em.

Y'know ... we have the 'hottest' country in the world right now, thanks to everybody's favourite president: ME. The Strait of Iran is open if they know what's good for 'em. We're gonna see about tariffs on that sometime. We might become a little aggressive with 'em. I dunno. It all depends on Greenland.

And they play soccer there! Did you know that? I did. I saw them vandalize the soccer, just scooped it up 400 ... 500 miles. Why would they do that? Do you know? No, you don't, because you're fake news.

$14 million is a much better deal, don't you think? Awash. They're awash because of me. Did you know that word? You didn't, did you? Because I knew it. I knew the word. It has a 'h' in it, like 'white'. Somebody should look into that. I would, but I already know how it turns out. It turns out in Chy-nah. Just like them!

Anyway, what do I sign now? You see this signature? I can make money from this signature.

Believe me. Believe me".

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2026
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