I like the phrasing of “want” rather than “need.”
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cunilingus condom.
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analingous armour
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tipping the velvet behind a shower curtain.
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bringing a rain-coat for the man in the boat.
dental dam?
Wanna taste my jelly? Wanna taste my jam? Better be wearin' a dental dam. -Sandra Bernhard
Lisa needs braces
I’m still wondering if anyone is using them. I know quite a few people with all kind of sexual orientations as preferences and no one ever used them once. But maybe that’s just how it’s around here?
Lesbian here, meh I'll accept the antibiotics if need be.
Like, they're a good idea, but imo sex is for passion, not wisdom
yeah, my best protection against STDs was careful screening of partners. And if i liked them enough and they'd got one, well i better have been ready for it.
now it's monogamy, but like from my understanding most are manageable. Hell, only one out of the grampolycule was HIV positive if i remember right (they've all been gone... shit. it's been too long I'ma go watch the Birdcage), and i'm pretty sure they weren't celibate. just careful.
It doesn’t work as a condom since the other parts of your mouth may make contact. A better choice is cling film.
Wouldn't the juices still go in your mouth? Isn't the juice the part you want to block
Tongue condoms?
Imagine your tongue getting pregnant
I'm not sure that's normally how that works. That is the condom doesn't go on the thing that gets pregnant.
I know they technically exist. But I've never seen one in any store in any country I've been.
Most public health programs have some available to give away, but commercially they're rare because few people want to pay over a dollar per condom for them.
What makes them nice is you can safely put one in hours before sex happens. Add some silicone lube (which they don't have a problem with), wear a loose skirt, and you have a perfect setup for spontaneous sex in a risky location.
Imagine your dick getting pregnant, and your child bursting out of it like an alien.
Tonguedoms.
This is for weaklings. If you’re gonna eat ass you have to commit.
If its spreadable its edible
Trump administration starter kit.
Or for eating some merciless peppers of Quetzalacatenango
They found out they were much more popular with people who doesn't want to take very bitter medicines
Imagine putting a condom on your tongue just to avoid 3 second of tastebud discomfort. Humans were always weak.

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