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[–] 203 points 3 months ago (11 children)

I like the phrasing of “want” rather than “need.”

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    I've only ever seen them use in short video media about taking foul-tasting TCM, so the want vs need seems to make sense

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Originally, it served a need. Now, I imagine, it serves a want.

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  • [–] 85 points 3 months ago (12 children)
    • cunilingus condom.

    • analingous armour

    • tipping the velvet behind a shower curtain.

    • bringing a rain-coat for the man in the boat.

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    I’m still wondering if anyone is using them. I know quite a few people with all kind of sexual orientations as preferences and no one ever used them once. But maybe that’s just how it’s around here?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Lesbian here, meh I'll accept the antibiotics if need be.

    Like, they're a good idea, but imo sex is for passion, not wisdom

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    yeah, my best protection against STDs was careful screening of partners. And if i liked them enough and they'd got one, well i better have been ready for it.

    now it's monogamy, but like from my understanding most are manageable. Hell, only one out of the grampolycule was HIV positive if i remember right (they've all been gone... shit. it's been too long I'ma go watch the Birdcage), and i'm pretty sure they weren't celibate. just careful.

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  • [–] 63 points 3 months ago (12 children)
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    Imagine your tongue getting pregnant

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    I'm not sure that's normally how that works. That is the condom doesn't go on the thing that gets pregnant.

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    I know they technically exist. But I've never seen one in any store in any country I've been.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Most public health programs have some available to give away, but commercially they're rare because few people want to pay over a dollar per condom for them.

    What makes them nice is you can safely put one in hours before sex happens. Add some silicone lube (which they don't have a problem with), wear a loose skirt, and you have a perfect setup for spontaneous sex in a risky location.

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  • [–] 43 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    This is for weaklings. If you’re gonna eat ass you have to commit.

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  • [–] 41 points 3 months ago

    For eating Switch/Switch 2 game cards.

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Trump administration starter kit.

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    [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    Tongue punching your mom's fart box

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Or for eating some merciless peppers of Quetzalacatenango

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    They found out they were much more popular with people who doesn't want to take very bitter medicines

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    People don't like the taste of blue waffles?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine putting a condom on your tongue just to avoid 3 second of tastebud discomfort. Humans were always weak.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Shit I didn't know these existed

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