submitted 3 weeks ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[-] artiman@quokk.au 6 points 3 weeks ago

rewrite reality

[-] jam12705@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Pray harder

[-] infinitevalence@discuss.online 5 points 3 weeks ago

Update my beliefs based on the new evidence.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh sure, be mature why dontcha

[-] infinitevalence@discuss.online 4 points 3 weeks ago

Do you have a better suggestion?

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ignore the facts if they threaten your beliefs

[-] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

There are new facts available. Do you want to update your beliefs now?

[Yes and restart moral compass]
[Not now, wait until I slept over it]
[Wait, what? (Start deep dive research into rabbit hole)]

[-] marcie@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

baby rage and cry in a corner until an older lady feeds me her milk

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Become a republican

[-] xep@discuss.online 4 points 3 weeks ago

Cite a wall of epidemiology.

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I can't tell you until after the statute of limitations is up

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