*This one requires knowing the Simpsons scene where Homer is put in witness protection.

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[–] 21 points 2 months ago (7 children)

That poor kid would have better off on that planet where they kidnapped kids to raise after poisoning themselves with their own power plant radiation.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    He would have been better off if they left him on Tasha's lord of the flies planet. Worf was not a good parent.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    No, not the planet of hauntingly cheekbony women...and drugs?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Now listen drugs only make you feel good, but they don't! Because, um, they're drugs! So don't use eye lasers. See below:
    This is your Riker

    This is your Riker on eye lasers

    Any questions?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    No frying egg? I can't not do drugs unless there's a stern, balding white guy frying an egg.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    i never said i had a good antidrugs talk, i just said i had an antidrug talk. anyway i'm about to go do some eye lasers, you wanna join?

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    *This one requires knowing the Simpsons scene where Homer is put in witness protection.

    For what it's worth, I have never watched an episode of that show, but I felt like I understood what was going on here just fine 👍

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Good, lol. I wasn't sure whether it made more sense to post this one in TenForward or the Simpsons community because it felt so niche.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    There's a group on Facebook called Treksons where people post Star Trek/Simpsons mashups like this. Futurama sometimes sneaks in, too. It's really hilarious, and I highly recommend it if you're on Facebook and like both shows.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Alexander was a mistake… by the writers. When writing a syndicated TV show, remember to use protection. (And happy fedicake day, TPM!)

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 2 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Is that… cellular peptide cake?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    If anyone doesn't know the scene where they put the Simpsons into witness protection, they need to fox that asap.

    The whole episode.

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