*This one requires knowing the Simpsons scene where Homer is put in witness protection.

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[–] 21 points 3 months ago (7 children)

That poor kid would have better off on that planet where they kidnapped kids to raise after poisoning themselves with their own power plant radiation.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    He would have been better off if they left him on Tasha's lord of the flies planet. Worf was not a good parent.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    No, not the planet of hauntingly cheekbony women...and drugs?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Now listen drugs only make you feel good, but they don't! Because, um, they're drugs! So don't use eye lasers. See below:
    This is your Riker

    This is your Riker on eye lasers

    Any questions?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    No frying egg? I can't not do drugs unless there's a stern, balding white guy frying an egg.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    i never said i had a good antidrugs talk, i just said i had an antidrug talk. anyway i'm about to go do some eye lasers, you wanna join?

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