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[–] 53 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with you? Just record their license plate number, tail them home, break into their car, and apply novichok to their steering wheel like a normal person.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Normal? A normal person would barricade all doors and windows and then set their house on fire.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    What??? No!!! That's awful!!! How could you DO such a thing????

    ........there might be a dog inside!!!

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago*

    When customers are mean to me I make dolls of them out of receipt paper and take them home and beat them with hammers

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Need to learn witchcraft so you can turn them into dolls and then smash them with hammers.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I've seen something about the voodoo dolls saying that they were not use for curses but rather the opposite.

    They were basically a physical medical file used by folk doctor.

    Folk doctors would make dolls for their regular patients and add needles to symbolize their illness and keep track of it.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Healthiest coping mechanism

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Somehow this reminds me of this scene from the SpongeBob Sqaurepants movie...

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    In contemporary practice, villain hitting is often regarded as a modest, quasi-informal occupation typically performed by elderly women in roadside or underpass shrines, although commercial "DIY" kits are also available for the self-motivated.

    I don't want to offend any traditions, but the end of that sentence had me laughing quite hard. Also: quite an interesting read.

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  • [+] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
    [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    But what do you do with the receipt paper?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Things like this make me wish that magic was real because voodoo dolls would make life so much funnier.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Why not just hit the customers with a hammer? Of course wrap their heads in a towel first.

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