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That's actually a Cantonese tradition
Healthiest coping mechanism
Somehow this reminds me of this scene from the SpongeBob Sqaurepants movie...
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Anyone can relate
Need to learn witchcraft so you can turn them into dolls and then smash them with hammers.
i dunno. what evil juju you send out returns on you thricefold. better to just smash them with hammers and then turn them into dolls.
Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with you? Just record their license plate number, tail them home, break into their car, and apply novichok to their steering wheel like a normal person.
Normal? A normal person would barricade all doors and windows and then set their house on fire.
What??? No!!! That's awful!!! How could you DO such a thing????
........there might be a dog inside!!!
Ah sorry, correct: no dogs cats birds or other animals are to be harmed. So, a search and rescue op is to be conducted beforehand.
Funny place to do it, but I just realized why the Russians apply novichok to the inside of clothing. Limiting exposure
Things like this make me wish that magic was real because voodoo dolls would make life so much funnier.
When customers are mean to me I ~~make dolls of them out of receipt paper and take them home and~~ beat them with hammers
what the fuck lmao
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2026
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