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[–] 36 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

Their round shape and their lil flappers and their pose is just perfect so adorable

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  • [–] 42 points 2 months ago

    They're predators, but they're the "I'm adapted to hunt in one environment but I hang out in another" kind of predator, so they're these amazing fish seeking torpedoes in the water, but they're these delightfully ridiculous footballs in dinner jackets waddling around on land. And they're licensed under the GPL which is always cool.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    Penguins are so smol?? I thought they were tall like at least maybe 3' or so. But they're less than our own knee height??

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  • [–] 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    Depends on the species of penguin. There are some big ones as well as little guys! Also that penguin might be on the younger side, given that it seems pretty curious about the world.

    I'm not a marine biologist though, so treat this with a grain of salt

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  • [+] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)
  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    In the nature it's strict forbidden to touch pinguins, becaise it destroys the plumage impregnation and insulation, which has deadly consequences for the pinguin in the Water and with an harsh climate. Because of this you never will see scientifics doing it. Different in Zoos.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    This picture looks like it isn't in a harsh climate. We generally think of penguins living in the polar ice caps, but there are several species that live in warmer climates. Based on the sandy beach here, I'm guessing this is one of those.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'll never forget visiting a zoo in North Dakota in the summertime and it was so uncomfortably hot even for humans to be walking around and they had penguins on display at the zoo and the indoor area was closed so they had to be outside on display and they were all huddled together in a corner in the shade trying to escape the oppressive heat and it was breaking my heart. There was a pool there outside for them to swim in, but the pool was in the sun and it was just so friggin' hot outside. Poor little guys.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Emperor penguins get up to 3' but those are the largest species, the others range in sizes but most aren't that big

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  • [–] 18 points 2 months ago

    The kororā (little blue penguin) I saw in New Zealand at the most fantastic rehabilitation center at Christchurch airport.

    All of the inhabitants are unable to survive in the wild and are being very well cared for. It was amazing.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    If seeing this doesn’t delight you, you’re a monster. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. You’re a monster.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Penguins just haven't been around humans enough to avoid them, like most mainland animals learned the hard way.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Oh no....

    This could be a "those that don't know: :) vs those that know: :|" situation.

    Penguins almost only leave their flock and go inland to die, as far as I'm aware it's not exactly known why.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    Probably just a random instinct that was reinforced by survival of the fittest (at group population levels) because it meant that group didn't contaminate their nests or water with the dead, which would also attract scavengers that might also try to prey on living penguins when there weren't any already dead handy.

    Or maybe they go to get frozen so that when a future penguin solves the problem of death, they can go and unfreeze the frozen penguins and use that massive undead penguin army to conquer more southern islands.

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  • Unless proven otherwise I choose to believe that it was the same as with the penguin in the Werner Herzog documentary and the bird quickly returned to their flock moments later. (Herzog didn't show that though because a penguin heading towards death is more dramatic)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Hello, I would like one fish combo please, hold the seal.

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    [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Apex predator?

    Adelie don't care.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    That penguin is saying "Hey hoomans! Get off my lawn!"

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