The bourgeois want to get a monopoly on sex. They're trying to deprive the people of sex because it develops strong bounds between them. Ancient people knew that warriors were better at war when they fought for the ones they had sex with so soldiers had lots of gay sex. The bourgeois are trying to make the revolution weak by imposing its own bourgeois values on sex : male dominance, procreation-orientedness, non-consensuality, heteronormativity, violence. In one word, as exploiters, they promote exploitative sex. When the proletariat destroys exploitative sex and develops new forms of bounds stronger and healthier between its individuals, class consciousness and collective action power will follow.

Who need their bourgeoisie ate?

anyone who has more sex than me is bourgeois anyone who has less is an ultra

Yes

It's theft of my precious vital juices

I think sincerely that sex as a mirror to our society probably reflects a class and gendered characteristic making some sex have reactionary vibes and some progressive to varying degrees.

It’s not as fun as I was led to believe.

I’m not sure if that makes it bourgeois or proletarian.

only if you're having bouring sex

That's the reason my wife gave me for stopping

No. Only women are bourgeois. Extrapolate accordingly.

On the Chapo sub, one of the most long-running protracted debates was "is cumming bourgeois".

only bougies have enough time for sex

Yeah when the sex is good enough it feels like you rule the world and that's bourgeoisie.

Depends on how much emotional labour you're having someone else do

Yes