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[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 67 points 18 hours ago

'Gooner' = Arsenal FC fan. We've used that term for decades (it started out as a sarcastic variation of 'gunner' used by opposition fans, but we adopted it). This stupid new slang meaning for the word can fuck off.

[-] binux@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

This stupid new slang meaning for the word can fuck off.

This is how languages evolve regardless. It doesn’t really matter if you still use ‘gay’ to describe how happy you are, you’re still going to needlessly confuse people by using it like that nowadays.

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 26 points 16 hours ago

Here (AU) goon is a (bad, usually) 4L box wine. Seems like the word has a lot of meanings. I saw a meme with 'I answered your call mid goon, that's how much I respect you' and was like, if I answer you mid goon, I so don't respect you.

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

I once met some German tourists while I was at a hostel in Adelaide. They told me they'd been told Goon Bag was Aboriginal for pillow and I laughed for the rest of the night. And most of the next day.

[-] michaelalf@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Fruity Lexia makes ya sexy-a

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago

For certain values of sexy, goon goggles may apply. Very likely children out there as a result. Remember the game where you spin a hills hoist with a goon attached?

[-] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

As a Tottenham fan I will be using this new slang as a weapon

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Haha, fair enough.

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 27 points 20 hours ago

So am I but I don't go around public speaking about it

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago

holy shit, AOL is still around

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 19 hours ago

Now that's an Onion-y headline!

[-] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

the Anne Hathaway kind, or the to Anne Hathaway kind

[-] Wrongdoer2@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

I didn't get it could you explain/send the link pleeeaseee

[-] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 20 points 18 hours ago

a couple years ago basically this exact same story happened with Anne Hathaway. there was an interview in a British publication where she mentioned she was an arsenal fan and it was published with the headline "Anne Hathaway reveals she's a secret gooner" which was received differently by audiences who are not familiar with British sports teams

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