Victorian illustration of mother reading to child in bed.  Mother: "No need to check for monsters under the bed. They are inside you."  Child: "Mom, what the fuck?"

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[–] 39 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Thank God this is censored, I don't know what I'd do otherwise

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Fuck. That's the word that was censored. Sorry to ruin your day.

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Looks like slop (position of the night stand is in the middle of the bed)

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Goodnight, dear, and remember: there's a spooky, scary skeleton inside of you.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Technically, you're inside the skeleton. And the skeleton is always moist.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Well Susan Sto Helit has taught us how to handle the monsters: threaten them with the fireplace poker until you force them out into the open, then flip the fluffy blanket over them, which throws them into an existential crisis and they disappear.

    It's less messy than just beating them to death with the poker.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    The scariest monsters are the friends we made along the way.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    That is where demons live unfortunately!

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