Victorian illustration of mother reading to child in bed.  Mother: "No need to check for monsters under the bed. They are inside you."  Child: "Mom, what the fuck?"
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[–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well Susan Sto Helit has taught us how to handle the monsters: threaten them with the fireplace poker until you force them out into the open, then flip the fluffy blanket over them, which throws them into an existential crisis and they disappear.

It's less messy than just beating them to death with the poker.

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