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What's yours? (thelemmy.club)

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[-] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 61 points 1 month ago

"Italian Autism" sounds more like a Ferrari fan blog though

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[-] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

Blue cheese not bigoted

[-] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

My fav kind of blue cheese 😍

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[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 month ago

Ranch Transgender will be the name of my T4T cowboy resort.

[-] MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

Holy fuck, me too! Meet in the barn after horse-work or whatever? :3

[-] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just call me Buttermilk Transgirl.

I don't have cowboy boots, but I've got a nice pair of thorogoods! So... Yee haw?

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[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 month ago

Vinaigrette Dropout.

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[-] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 34 points 1 month ago

Greek Queer

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[-] NathanDerWeise@feddit.org 27 points 1 month ago

Caesar Gay

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago

“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears!”

[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 10 points 1 month ago

This is definitely the name that would be the most successful for an actual stripper

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[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 25 points 1 month ago

Ranch Born Female

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

That sounds cursed as fuck, also fuck your parents.

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[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago

Balsamic Tranny

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

Mine is Balsamic Childfree.

This stage is only big enough for one of us, BT!

[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Miso Fat...

That works way better than it should

[-] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 20 points 1 month ago

sigh Russian alcoholic.

[-] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Oilanvinegar Blackwife

[-] sblxck@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 month ago

French poverty

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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Italian Existing

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name

That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire

[-] thesingingsea@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

french trans

🇨🇵allons-y! et puis, je suis lesbienne!🏳️‍⚧️

[-] owsei@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

I think you got the order wrong. It's first salad dressing, "trans", then biggest disappointment, "fr*nch".

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Balsamic Atheist

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[-] sqauffle@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.

[-] meris@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Sesame oil female

[-] mech@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Vodka, and Vodka

[-] a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago

Caesar has no children

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[-] unknown@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago

Fish Sauce Autism

My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it's not quite as catchy.

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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Spicy Ranch Obesity

[-] Bombastion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

My wife got French polyamory. Like there's any other way.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

French polyamory sounds like it's like regular polyamory but with more cigarettes

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[-] nek0d3r@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago

Onion Vinaigrette No Contact

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

May I switch it?

Childless honey-mustard

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[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 12 points 1 month ago

Honey mustard unemployed...

I don't think I'd be getting many tips...

[-] sploder@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Honey mustard abortion

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[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 12 points 1 month ago

caesar everything

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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Lemon juice hostility

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Thousand Island Why did you stay with an emotionally abusive woman long enough to have two kids

[-] mastod0n@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

And now ladies, a grand applause fooooor

Ranchy Fatman!

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[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Caesar Not Doctor

[-] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Ranch Liberal. Lol wat.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Bleu Cheese Me

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[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Salt and pepper neurodivergence

[-] Gust@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

Hummus Empathy

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[-] molten@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Vanilla idiot

[-] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

If you're putting vanilla based anything on a salad you need professional help

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[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Italian Leftie. Is this supposed to be a name or a description?

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[-] mscarletinthelibrary@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I think I might be…Vinegar Homo

[-] Kayday@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Balsamic Transgender

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