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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

I'm blaming every future hypothesis failure on Green Goblin from now on.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 4 hours ago

That's less of a poof and more of a crunch.

[-] winkly@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago

A piano couldn’t crush Spider-Man 😒

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I mean I definitely think it'd hurt him, but agreed on no crushing.

My problem is the spider sense logic. Even within the context of a joke, spider sense is clearly heavily temporal. I don't think, for example, that Spider-Man is constantly tingling over the eventual chronic illness he's going to succumb to in 50 years or whatever.

By the time his spider sense is going off, you're minutes if not seconds from finishing the compute and achieving the result anyway.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

He apparently once acted as one of the structural supports for a skyscraper.

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

The Green Goblin was there. Probably a Tungsten piano

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

It may not even piss him off

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

N-Villany!

But now, he nerd-snipped Spider-Man, he changed the outcome of the experiment by explaining it. Green Goblin didn't even see any need to intervene, he's only trolling.

this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
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