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WHO THE FUCK TOLD HIM ABOUT THE EIFFEL TOWER?
Oh please let him live long enough to watch us tear all his tacky shit to the ground!
as cathartic as that sounds, he doesn't care.
the only thing that he cares about is himself. the best punishment for him would be to be locked in a room with read only Internet to watch the world move on and him die not being able to be the center of attention.
the best way to win a game against a narcissist is to play a different game with impossible to follow rules for them.
Bring back damnatio memoriae (probably spelled wrong)
Stick him into a mental hospital and make him play cooperative board games with the other inmates until he understands the concept.
He'll die first.
Slaps top of arena This thing can hold so many guillotines
I think Trump's imagining himself like this:
Man, I wish he had that much self-awareness of his lack of faculties!
Trump really puts out high quality, world class, dumb. Multi layered, hints of farce; I really feel like I'm becoming a sommelier of sorts.
I work in events. That is a very temporary structure. The frame is aluminum trussing, and although it would hold up fairly well, all of the fabric will start bleaching within 3-4 weeks, the metal chains holding everything up will start rusting pretty quickly being exposed to the elements. The lights themselves aren’t IP rated and are relying on the fabric for protection so those will fail pretty quickly. Finally the stage itself has a wood underlayment that will rot within a single season if left outside.
Lastly it’s all rented and the rental company will continue to charge the client until it’s returned.
The ideal Trump monument.
Can't wait to find out that this somehow cost us taxpayers like a hundred million dollars.
It'll be like a toilet in the front yard and he plants flowers in it. White trash is his style.
Ah, but the toilet is gold!
They’re expecting trump to pay the rental fee? How quaint.
It's not Donald paying. It's those of us who actually pay taxes.
You just know Trump will try to screw them and pocket the money instead.
I bet the last point is one of the major reasons why Trump would want it to stay. Guy seems to have a weird fetish for not paying what he owes.
Probably a power trip, one of the few he gets away with. "Smart men don't pay taxes or bills!"
yes, but do you really think the orange pedo rapist would know about … (check notes) … anything?
What's his cut of the Brawndo sales?
There is nothing Trump has done that should be permanent.
He better permanently stay dead once he dies. When I would wish for the world to be more like a disney movie as a kid, I didn't mean Star Wars. I don't want to see headlines saying "Somehow, Trump has returned."
Except his prison time and number
I'm calling it now. Some attack will happen at these events. Trump will play the role of "oh no, I've been shot..." and then 2 hours later will brag that he's the healthiest guy the doctors ever saw.
Anybody ever see the movie Groundhog Day?
........no reason.
It is quite on the nose that they plan/hope to execute another "attack" at one of his events, be it the birthday bash or the 250 celebration.
There is no other solid reason to have these events outdoors.
They need to keep the pressure on his safety so they get to build more surveillance bunkers etc. and another miraculous recovery comes in handy to whip his followers into more of a righteous frenzy.
All to keep him locked in for a 3rd term.
Perhaps he'll lose a toe this time? Shot in the butt?
Trump actually cant book indoor event spaces anymore. They've stuffed so many for his campaigns, they aren't interested in getting stiffed again. Thats how the butler pa event ended up outside.
Some attack will happen at these events.
Went to an MMA tournament and a fight broke out
This whole term in the White House feels like the worst Airbnb trashing story and then some.
And, like a UFC event venue, will likely require fire hoses to wash out a good portion of the trash and stank.
only talk about this. FUCK
STOP FALLING FOR IT
FOCUS ON NAZI ISSUES
PLURAL
ISSUES
STOP FALLING FOR IT
Everything is a distraction from everything else
Is the Nazi shit a distraction from the pedo shit? Or vice-versa? ¿O por que no los dos?
Jesus is just a name to them. Any chance of them actually following things taught is long gone. Jesus, like Trump, is a tool they use. Nothing more.
Belief is salvation. That's American Christianity. The rest of it doesn't matter.
Ya keep it around, maybe we can see if he wants to wrestle a grizzly bear sometime.
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2026
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