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[–] 56 points 4 months ago (1 child)

its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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    I am the master of the C.U.C.K. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.U.C.K., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.U.C.K. like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.U.C.K. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.U.C.K.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

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    [–] 16 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    like a sports commentator desk

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    It's for the cuck commentator to live cast for the other cucks on the sofa.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    The cuck plays his Nintendo Switch 2 while watching at the same time

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    It’s for the jury to judge your performance

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    I've stayed in a room exactly like this, the desk setup was just too awkward.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I swear, that is the hotel room I stayed at in CA. Looks like the Huntington Beach Springhill Suites.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Imagine double monitor setup here

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