The deal comes closer every day but it comes at half the the rate it did the previous day. We don't know when the deal will fully come

They're giving me the nuclear material. Probably by next Wednesday they'll bring it to me

I am very close to a deal with Iran too. I am in bargain with them for some pistachios but they refused to decrease price further. They have blocked me but this action has activated my mosaic marketing units. They will autonomously disturb Iran until they receive further orders from me. I have engineered them to be as annoying as possible. By the end of next week, I expect Iran to give me money to accept its pistachios.

I can almost taste the spoils of victory. Lemony pistachios

im going to launch some rockets at iran but this wont be in violation of the standing ceasefire

thank you for your attention to this matter

we don't trust you stop lying you will not get our rare pikachu card

Acharnians 2026

I actually started trading pokemon cards with Iran yesterday. I got a shiny Charlizard from them

will it be joever then?