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The deal comes closer every day but it comes at half the the rate it did the previous day. We don't know when the deal will fully come
dammit, zeno!
Every day we send the deal to Iran, and every day they send it back with one minor change. The next day, we change it back, and send it back to them. At what point is it not the same deal?
will it be joever then?
im going to launch some rockets at iran but this wont be in violation of the standing ceasefire
thank you for your attention to this matter
They're giving me the nuclear material. Probably by next Wednesday they'll bring it to me
I am very close to a deal with Iran too. I am in bargain with them for some pistachios but they refused to decrease price further. They have blocked me but this action has activated my mosaic marketing units. They will autonomously disturb Iran until they receive further orders from me. I have engineered them to be as annoying as possible. By the end of next week, I expect Iran to give me money to accept its pistachios.
I can almost taste the spoils of victory. Lemony pistachios
I think you'll have a deal next week. Probably definitely maybe for sure
we don't trust you stop lying you will not get our rare pikachu card
The rare Pikachu card is non negotiable
I actually started trading pokemon cards with Iran yesterday. I got a shiny Charlizard from them
Wow that's a good deal very based
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