wish religious nutjobs would take this to heart and stop reproducing
Sigh... unzips
Can't find the nice spot without a proper map?

Pee is stored in the Balrogs.
this is how you teach satanists how the vagina works
it's missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
I like that you said that as a joke, but no one in comments have mentioned the ovaries.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GOT TEETH???
Vagina dentata...what a wonderful phrase!
Believe it or not, more worries.
Only if you're a rapist.
idk about you, but I wouldn't want to get dental insurance for two sets of teeth, let alone having to worry about a root canal in my crotch.
Could you imagine the damage a sneeze could cause during consensual sex? Seriously, your imagination is severely limited if you only get to rape and stop there.
For the rest of your days!
It's our problem plagued philosophy!
http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html
I'm so glad this site is still running!
And this was BEFORE that movie, too!
So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?
That's fucking metal
No, it’s fucking Satan.
Unless you believe that Satan is made up of hydrogen and helium, they ARE metal. But maybe your mythos believes that Satan is a star / constellation, I dunno.
Many of the constellations (collections of stars) were though to be embodiments of deities in many belief systems across the world, from the Greeks and Romans in Europe to the indigenous peoples of Australia! It wouldn't surprise me if Satan is thought to be made of star stuff in some mythos.
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
Flame of Udun!
What's the end goal here? Don't have sex? Only have gay sex?
Fuck don't show this to christians!
That's just how it is during a period
See? It's not that men can't find the clitoris. It's just that womens orgasms aren't worth fighting the Uterus monster.
Stand back, I'm going in!
Just came by to say that these two fit together very beautifully!

I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.
She was into Conan O'Brien.
I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.
spoiler
I'm not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.
You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.

If that's how you like it I can.
dodge
HumanOnEarth used Dodge
it's not very effective.
FUCK
Doesn't matter, had sex
Still would
That vagina is spiky and on fire.
The song goes. "This sex is on fire!"
Vagina dentata
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