The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors

See? It's not that men can't find the clitoris. It's just that womens orgasms aren't worth fighting the Uterus monster.

So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?

That's fucking metal

I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.

She was into Conan O'Brien.

it's missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.

That's just how it is during a period

Vagina dentata

Just came by to say that these two fit together very beautifully!

Doesn't matter, had sex

Can't find the nice spot without a proper map?

Pee is stored in the Balrogs.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GOT TEETH???

Sigh... unzips

Still would

Hellish good sex!

Hail Satan

this is how you teach satanists how the vagina works

Fuck don't show this to christians!

Looks like a light saber looking dildo is used here.