Damn… I feel really bad for cancer. But she shouldn’t let it get her down… I mean, has she seen the recent Dow numbers?

So bad shit does happen to horrible people? That's a first.

Is it the kind of cancer that kills or the kind that gets her speaking gigs?

Edit: thyroid cancer. Expect her to announce tour dates.

what are the chances of this being untrue and just a grasp at sympathy attention to keep herself relevant?

Well now I feel bad for the cancer.

Cancer has bondi

I'm so happy for her 💓

Damn shame she won't get the typucal American healthcare experience. Are you even a real American if you haven't divorced your spouse to prevent losing the house to medical debt?

I know she’ll likely beat it, but damn if I don’t hope and wish that it kills her painfully.

Maybe a vaccine would help if we put more money into finding how to cure it rather than decimating all the wokes. Oh well.

should have been trump tbh

No reason to trust anything said by a liar. Just another lie, zero sympathy for Nazis

I'm usually all about "Fuck Cancer!" but I think in this case it can have Bondi …as a treat.

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉

I hope she feels just 1% of the pain, stress and uncertainty her actions unleashed on the world. Just 1%

Cancer hasn't worked fast enough.

Oh now the bitch got cancer. Yea ok

That is simply a manifestation of what she is.

See?! Even her own body hates her.

lol

God... you sonobabich. You know you still screwed up yet again. At least you're getting warmer. Amen. Please don't screw me over. I know I'm a gonner too, but let's not focus on me. C'mon. You're supposed to have like a master plan or something!

Here's hoping she goes with the Steve Jobs method of cancer treatment.

Yay for cancer?!

LOL 😂😂😂

Hope she wasn't banking on using her looks to further her career any more, cancer treatments age the fuck out of people.