I wouldn’t want that anywhere near my alarm clock. It might mess the dates and times up.

Is that Google Sheets? Eww.

They call me the king of the spreadsheets. Gottem all printed out on my bed sheets.

Is there an OpenOffice version of this? You might have a buyer here.

Perfect accompaniment the workplace chat up line:

“If you like my spreadsheets you should see my bedsheets”

First time you sleep in this, it'll mess up your tables.

Insert column.

You monster.

I can think of nothing more hellish than taking a spreadsheet to bed with me.
The very thing that ruled my work day, and was the bane of my existence needs to stay the fuck out of the bedroom

Nightmare stuff

P ... poop on it & spread it around, it's the intended use of a spreadshit ...

Looks (micro)soft.

Incell

Crisp white spreadsheets.

Careful, don't let tech companies get hold of this, they'll find a way to connect it to the internet and make us pay a nightly subscription to use our own sheets.