Literally "pop culture has given me my ideological convictions that designated bad men are ontologically evil and any argument to the contrary is inherently a lie regardless of the facts, I am a very smart and mature person who is worth taking seriously."
I like how most of their posts are in r/ducktales and that cartoon about talking duck children bleeds into their geopolitical analysis. This is an exceptionally normal person with meat in their brain.
Edit: https://old.reddit.com/r/ducktales/comments/17ucoiv/arent_those_heights_off/
https://i.redd.it/gse7dtyfv1k41.jpg It's weird because they feel much taller in the show. Magica doesn't look like she's 1m30 and lunaris look like he's a giant, not 1m50. also, the lines on that chart aren't consistent so I don't think it's legit their height. Someone on the reddit thread remarked they shrunked lunaris and I agree, he already looked much taller than donald or glomgold. https://old.reddit.com/r/ducktales/comments/fbt1rf/it_probably_means_nothing_but_one_can_hope/ I don't think that promo chart is canon to the show, the ducks being 1m50/70 seems more reasonable since they're shown to be closer to human height in quackpack. Also,it would make beakley 1m50 too, wich is weird seeing how massive she look in the show
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New kind of guy just dropped
Rare Holographic Guy
Tankiejerk sub
Only one hit for "hexbear"
You losers need to post harder 
well it's not fair when they never leave their bubbles and they don't even know what they mean by 'tankie'
0 hits for lemmygrad
Guy who has only ever seen DuckTales: Guys, these other guys are just like the Beagle Boys
Stalin is Cyril Sneer and tankies are the pigs.
The Racoons was eco anticapitalist af and Run With US by Lisa Longheed is a massive massive jam.
Someone should tell them that it's very common for authors to articulate their opinions through the villain
Urge to go and haphazardly post about How to Read Donald Duck
Is the Ducktales reboot any good?
[bradford buzzard from ducktales 2017] has this big problem that he doesn't get adventuring
Noooooo the wholesome chungus billionaire adventurers are misunderstood 
Your evil is my good and I am the best there is
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