Based on the title, I legit thought this was an ask for help finding a lightweight splunk of graylog. With an RSS feed and a lightweight search function with prebuilt buttons for common searches. I mean who doesn't want that?
I always thought it was weird one would congratulate someone for having a child, (congrats, your and your SO's junk works!) so I'll say welcome to the next grind! This one is usually a good experience.