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[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 10 points 2 days ago

16!

It's not wrong.

The Pacific Ocean is so vast in area it could hold 528 Polands.

The Pacific Ocean is also deep... Can we start stacking the Polands?

[-] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 6 points 2 days ago

1 poland is 2500,8m tall fyi

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago

The airspace above it belongs to a nation, so it's gotta be more

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thanks. Useful information.

So since the mean depth of the Pacific's around 4000m, that means, without squishing them, we cannot even fit two layers. If we flip the top layer upside down, we should manage to match the tallest bits with lower bits, and fit them beneath sea level. ... since that top one's upside down now, and staying under sea level would be an arbitrary extra restriction I'd be imposing on myself, we can scrap that arbitrary restriction, and use that upturned flat cut underbelly to plonk a third ontop...

But that's still not as many stacked as I thought.

The pacific's tiny.

It can only hold about 1582 Polands.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 8 hours ago

Poland into pacific 💪💪💪

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 8 hours ago

Yes.

...?

Are you hinting we should pause to question why?

Maybe not all the Polands want to be in the Pacific.

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[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

It can't hold 16! Polands, you're exaggerating

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 days ago

*clicks fingers and points*

Not deep enough.

Right.

Should have known.

Poles.

Tall.

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

You monster!

[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 77 points 3 days ago

Wow, the Pacific Ocean must be really wide, like, that's gotta be longer than 2 football fields placed end to end.

[-] Klear@piefed.world 34 points 3 days ago

Two? Double that number, then double it again...

[-] morto@piefed.social 42 points 3 days ago

Be careful with exponentials!

[-] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 26 points 3 days ago

Do not double it more than 17 times or it will not fit.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 11 points 3 days ago

can't fold it more than 7 times either

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[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 11 points 3 days ago
[-] Klear@piefed.world 10 points 3 days ago

Probably maybe!

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

And the depth of at least 10 double decker buses.

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 43 points 3 days ago

Ah yes, the optimal packing of 16 Polands

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

I suspect with some work we could even fit Poland 17 in there...

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[-] JacobCoffinWrites@slrpnk.net 26 points 3 days ago

We haven't found the upper limit yet, but with more research funding we can get closer

[-] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Scientific funding in a nutshell. Fuck me.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago

Only if you behave yourself.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

I like how they started to make a grid then just went "fuck it" lol

[-] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago

If you think that’s bad, wait until they try to fit 17!

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago
[-] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks, now I'm hungry for waffles

[-] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 3 points 2 days ago

we need an algorithm that calculates the most effiicient way to pack polandsinto any object

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

You try moving a Poland. It's a stout country.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 36 points 3 days ago
[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 28 points 3 days ago

No, after that critical point, Poland would start to win.

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[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 18 points 3 days ago

Isn’t the garbage island like the size of at least three Polands these days? At some point it’s going to accumulate enough organic debris to develop its own topsoil and eventually ecosystem.

[-] apex32@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's not really an island though. There's just more garbage there than elsewhere.

Despite the common public perception of the patch existing as giant islands of floating garbage, its low density (4 particles per cubic metre (3.1/yd3)) prevents detection by satellite imagery, or even by casual boaters or divers in the area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Pacific_Garbage_Patch

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[-] mmmm@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 days ago

There's an old mexican comedy show where the teacher asks a student how many centimeters are in a meter - she answers something like "29. And there's even room for more!"

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[-] psud@aussie.zone 14 points 3 days ago

Modelled on a mercator projection which doesn't preserve area, then showing exactly the same size on every latitude

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not true. This is a screenshot taken from https://thetruesize.com/, which addresses the issue you mention. You can see, for example, that the yellow outline of poland is larger than the cyan one nearer the equator.

Here's one I did myself to better illustrate that effect:

The Pacific ocean has a surface area of approximately 165 million square kilometres, and poland is about 300,000 square kilometres, so on that basis, you should be able to squeeze around 550 polands into the Pacific, though poorly fitting edges would obviously reduce that, but suffice to say, 16 is well undercounted, and the image accurately portrays that

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

No, it clearly says you can fit 16 poland in the Pacific, not more

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 days ago

You can fit 16 polands into that area. OP doesn't make any claim that you can only fit 16.

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah but we only have 16 Poland in stock

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 days ago

Well at least there are a few backups in case Poland should ever need restoring.

[-] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

They learned to keep those backups after the first couple of times.

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[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 26 points 3 days ago

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

By placing the entire country of Poland into the Pacific Ocean while the Battleship is in drydock.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

yeah, but one of those polands is so vast it can hold texas lovingly and tenderly

[-] Kraiden@piefed.social 15 points 3 days ago

Americans will use anything but metric

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago

You see, Texas wouldn't fit even once, because it's twice the size of the earth. Europeans will never understand that.

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

The Atlantic Ocean can hold 17 Polands. Therefore, the Atlantic Ocean is bigger.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

Those three Polands are conspiring against the other 13!

[-] Jakylla@jlai.lu 10 points 3 days ago

And 13! is a lot of Polands

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

And this is why poland should be the standard unit of measurement.

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