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[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 months ago

Why is the FBI director selling apparel?

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 months ago

So he can install malware on your computer (even though only his fans will be affected...)

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[-] albbi@piefed.ca 20 points 2 months ago

#griftmaxxing

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago

I assume that's where all the Female Body Inspector shirts come from

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

It's the only logical conclusion

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Why does the FBI director have personalized bourbon bottles?

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Kash Money is femboy bussy inspector

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I believe the proper term is Kakistocracy.

[-] optimisticturtle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nenjamin Betanyahu might just be interested in 69,420 t-shirt orders from Kash.

[-] BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com 38 points 2 months ago

Too lazy to check, but I'm almost sure Patel's website runs WordPress with a vulnerable plugin that allows anyone to set up ClickFix among other things.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 25 points 2 months ago

The FBI director's Based Apparel site has been spotted hosting a 'ClickFix' attack, which involves duping users into running a seemingly benign, but malicious command.

[-] subspace_anomaly@anarchist.nexus 20 points 2 months ago

honestly what you deserve if you are buying apparel from Kash Patel. 🤷‍♂️

[-] imhungry@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago

This mentality is understandable, but it only benefits Kash Patel and people like him. As a society, we need to hold people accountable even if they only hurt our enemies. The existence of a bad actor means that anyone or anything else could become a target, too.

[-] subspace_anomaly@anarchist.nexus 1 points 2 months ago

What in the liberal coolaid are you drinking?

[-] imhungry@leminal.space -1 points 2 months ago

What kind of 4chan koolaid are you drinking?

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago

He must be laying low, I haven't heard a peep about him all week.

[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Fucking banchode.

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

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