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[–] 34 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Luckily, no one cares what the Pope says!

[shoots King Richard the Lionheart]

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Alternatively, when the Pope says something so profitphobic you gotta hit 'im with that mercenary stare

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Technically it only applies against other Christians, if however you suspect them to be heretics

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Avoiding heaven>>getting into heaven.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    But what about the other pope?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Well, you can still use them when doing the Saracen scenarios but they’ll take up a lot of inventory until then

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Yes father but these are Catholic bolts, guided by God

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    King: I just received word from the pipe - apparently he's banned crossbows.

    General: We're still gonna use em though, right?

    King: Well I mean not with all these Saxons around.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Guess we following Anacletus II now. Antipopes ftw.

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