King: I just received word from the pipe - apparently he's banned crossbows.
General: We're still gonna use em though, right?
King: Well I mean not with all these Saxons around.
Yes father but these are Catholic bolts, guided by God
Luckily, no one cares what the Pope says!
[shoots King Richard the Lionheart]
Alternatively, when the Pope says something so profitphobic you gotta hit 'im with that mercenary stare
Guess we following Anacletus II now. Antipopes ftw.
No, no. That's the pope. The other dude is the profitphobic antipope.
Technically it only applies against other Christians, if however you suspect them to be heretics
Has to be heretics, cause they're about to be damned by this here crossbow! YEEEE-HAW!
"yes sire he was a devout christian sire, but The Lord did not prevent me from shooting him, did He? Therefore it must be His will that he die by my hand."
Avoiding heaven>>getting into heaven.
But what about the other pope?
You mean the Wapope?
Well, you can still use them when doing the Saracen scenarios but they’ll take up a lot of inventory until then
Guess we following Anacletus II now. Antipopes ftw.
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