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[โ€“] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Woke up with one very swollen eye. Giving me flashbacks to when my ex farted on my pillow and gave me pinkeye ๐Ÿ˜‚ I don't think it's pink eye this time though, no weeping and it isn't pink or red, just swollen.

Getting a blood test done today will be interesting lol

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Amputation is obviously required. You are probably now short enough to refrigerate.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    If I could get it removed, you best believe I'll be getting a bejewelled eyepatch, or a freaky glass eye I'll leave around in places and when partner finds it I'll say

    "I'm always watching"

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Did he do that after watching Knocked Up, or had he not seen Knocked Up to be warned of what would happen?

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 months ago

    They did it because I upset them and they were (probably still are) abusive lol

    I can laugh about it now, because it's wild crazy behaviour, but at the time it was difficult to explain to my co-workers that I just told them it was some sort of eye infection

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 3 months ago

    Mornin', YarraByte!

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I have been blessed by the generosity of Samoan ladies. They gave me a flower and a pocket full of lollies

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    [โ€“] 6 points 3 months ago

    For what I am about to receive, I am truly thankful

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Attn Spin... Pickle twisters are at Woolies.

    Would tag you but Jerboa sucks and I don't know how to make it work.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)
  • [โ€“] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  • Woke up early. Taking advantage of new job flexibility to head into work early to finish early! Bring on the weekend at 2pm please

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 months ago

    Have had some tears going while watching clips of the last episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. I went to a taping of it back in 2018 and had an absolute blast. Can't for the life of me remember who was being interviewed but remember Stephen being so amazingly warm and kind to the audience pre taping.

    I went to a place called Rattle n Hum afterwards and had to fake having fireball for the first time.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 months ago

    Day goes well thus far

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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    [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Back on the bike to work today. It has been a while and gotten so much colder since last ride so I'm using public transport whilst it's still free. If I don't get back on the bike now I won't until Spring.

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    [+] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    The man brought home these ugly cake plates. I'm gonna eat lamingtons and Vegemite sandwiches off them while reading Possum Magic. Not today. Today is beer day.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    What a glorious morning for a bike ride! Just a shame about the lack of dogs spotted on said ride!

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Weekend has officially begun ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜

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    [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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    [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Can I interest anyone in a slice of Lions Club fruit cake?

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    [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    med appts made for allergy tests and mammogram, these are urgent/important, both i'm worried about yet i know it's for the good

    now for legal stuff appts

    I'm making bread because i want to eat something delicious that isn't going to hurt me

    this week I also started weighing myself ๐Ÿ˜ฌ got about another 15 kgs to lose. I will weigh in once a week

    hair appt done โœŠ

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago

    mental health beach walk, just a little walk , the sun is so lovely

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago

    Miss Seagoon just came over and said she was furnishing her spare room for when people stay over. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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