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Discussion Thread ๐ŸŽจ Friday 22 May 2026 (aussie.zone)
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[โ€“] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Woke up with one very swollen eye. Giving me flashbacks to when my ex farted on my pillow and gave me pinkeye ๐Ÿ˜‚ I don't think it's pink eye this time though, no weeping and it isn't pink or red, just swollen.

Getting a blood test done today will be interesting lol

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Did he do that after watching Knocked Up, or had he not seen Knocked Up to be warned of what would happen?

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 months ago

    They did it because I upset them and they were (probably still are) abusive lol

    I can laugh about it now, because it's wild crazy behaviour, but at the time it was difficult to explain to my co-workers that I just told them it was some sort of eye infection

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Amputation is obviously required. You are probably now short enough to refrigerate.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    If I could get it removed, you best believe I'll be getting a bejewelled eyepatch, or a freaky glass eye I'll leave around in places and when partner finds it I'll say

    "I'm always watching"

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