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Woke up with one very swollen eye. Giving me flashbacks to when my ex farted on my pillow and gave me pinkeye ๐ I don't think it's pink eye this time though, no weeping and it isn't pink or red, just swollen.
Getting a blood test done today will be interesting lol
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that is seriously the most potent fart in history
good luck with blood test ๐ค
They never wiped their arse properly so ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Did he do that after watching Knocked Up, or had he not seen Knocked Up to be warned of what would happen?
They did it because I upset them and they were (probably still are) abusive lol
I can laugh about it now, because it's wild crazy behaviour, but at the time it was difficult to explain to my co-workers that I just told them it was some sort of eye infection
Amputation is obviously required. You are probably now short enough to refrigerate.
If I could get it removed, you best believe I'll be getting a bejewelled eyepatch, or a freaky glass eye I'll leave around in places and when partner finds it I'll say
"I'm always watching"
It's like a bingo barrel.
easy, just put cup over the eye!