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[–] 121 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Let us not forget that the goddamn thing can brick if you don't put it in "car wash mode" before going through a car wash. 🤦‍♂️

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  • [–] 76 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    They're also literally death traps.

    If the battery pops, starts burning?

    You now have to scramble to find the extremely awkward hidden emergency manual door release.

    Because the main door handles, both internal and external, are fucking fly by wire, they rely on the electronics, they're not directly mechanical.

    Oh and the 'bullet proof glass' that makes up the windows... well its not very bullet proof, but it is significantly harder for a human to break than normal car glass.

    Like this guy is unironically lucky he did not drown and also burn to death at the same time.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    Yeah i don't get it. Like, if you can't even give your car a standard, everyday wash without it either bricking or rusting, and there are stories of people being fucking trapped in them due to electronics failures, why the ever loving fuck would you drive it into a goddamn lake you fucking troglodyte?!

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    I really don't think any car ever has been as rock solid of indicator of 'I am a mentally impaired douchebag with far more money than sense'.

    Like... sure, pick your class of car that's just wildly unnecessary, pick your brand of car that's actually notorious for incredible maintenance costs, pick your model of car that's just plauged by recalls...

    Cybertruck trumps everything as the ultimate poser douchebag vehicle.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Surely this didn't just happen. Surely the article is from checks image... hmm, yesterday you say. Well.... I, uh, yeah.

    Maybe the guy was feeling trapped in his lease and saw an opportunity to break it and sue Tesla for false advertising?

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    [–] 80 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    Right after release, firefighters failed to rescue a woman, Angela Chao, from a cybertruck which rolled into a pond killing her.

    Fun fact, most articles about this appear to have been removed from search indexes, it was difficult to find on both DuckDuckGo and Google, and Google's AI summary will claim there is no record of a cybertruck killing a billionaire.

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  • [–] 48 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    The NYT article used as a citation doesn't appear to say that, but I could be mistaken, if so mb.

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    [–] 58 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    A customer also has to activate Free Roll, which leaves the vehicle in Neutral without applying the parking brake.

    Oh good, they came up with a stupid new term for something that people know, understand, has been around for well over 50 years.

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    [–] 49 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    My favorite part is the driver being jailed and charged with a whole host of boating crimes. No boating license, missing required tools, etc

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago

    My favorite was "not having a valid boat registration". It is such a great addition of insult to injury. "Oh look, this dude thinks his 'truck' is a 'boat'. Guess we have to cite him for not registering his 'boat'. What a shame."

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I disagree, anyone with sense knew everything Elon claimed about this thing was a lie.

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  • [–] 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    How could anyone know Elon was lying? His cyber truck windows were unbreakable!!

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    So....unbreakable windows are actually illegal. They need to be breakable for EMT rescues or emergency escape.

    Apparently no one at Tesla had the balls to tell this to Musk but the engineers went ahead and fit proper windows. It's actually quite surprising to hear how little Musk knows about anything.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Everyone is rightfully making fun of ol' Jimmy Jack, but the chain of events here is he bought a product based on claims by the maker and then used the product for those claimed features. Fraud is a crime. Texas needs to make more arrests.

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    Forgetting the death trap electronics and whatnot for a second..

    How are you supposed to propel yourself and steer?

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Well, the guy did say "briefly", so if you drive into the water with speed and the right direction, you might theoretically not need to propel yourself nor steer...

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    There are lots of amphibious vehicles that just do that with existing tires.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] 28 points 3 months ago*

    To be fair, Elon never specified exactly what he meant by the word "briefly" and the phrase "serve as a boat"

    Oh wait, yes he did

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Jimmy Jack McDaniel

    Had the whole bottle I presume?

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Well it's an amphibious exploring vehicle, so it should be fine

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    [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    Welcome to the Tesla Cybertruck Deep Dive

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Turns out, licking boots and driving a CyberTruck won't get you a Get Out of Jail Free card like Trump and Elon.

    At least you can see the product of their last two braincells rubbing together, floating in the lake.

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    [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Should be: Lies / Reality

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Its the gift that keeps on giving

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