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[–] 118 points 3 months ago (17 children)

I feel like a real plumber would look at this, and just say "Now what the hell have you got going on HERE??? NO NO NO NO NO!!!! This is all wrong! Copper pipes aren't meant to be an asthetic! Why are there so many stupidly designed pipes??? And what the hell are you doing to that wrench???? Nooooo, none of this adds up! This isn't real! This has to be a simulation! I'm living in a simulation! A poorly made simulation!"

Then he takes out a gun to kill himself, but it morphs into several tangled copper pipes vaguely resembling a gun and shoots out water.

"THATS NOT HOW PIPES WORK!!! IT'S NOT EVEN CONNECTED TO ANYTHING!!! WHERE'S THE WATER SOURCE???"

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  • [–] 81 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    love the pipe connecting the two corners of the sink, that's very useful

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    [+] 69 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 61 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Does anyone have the phone number for this company? I was hoping to find someone to install a sink in my driveway.

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  • [–] 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    If we ever get sanity back in this country, can we ban the government from making faux-Soviet propaganda posters with AI?

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    [–] 46 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    What the fuck did they do to that sink?

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  • [–] 42 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    What they can't even use the good image generators? They gotta use this GPT3 bullshit with the pipes all nonsensical?

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    They are actually stealing all the copper to pay for meth

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago

    Their disgusting over use of AI shows that they don't respect human workers anyway; even many of the current republican voters will understand this, and jump ship.

    Their overuse of AI imagery shows that they believe in post truth leadership. Trump posted a fucking picture of himself walking with a star wars aliens and passed it off as real.

    Then the official disclosure (also lies) described that species as being like 4 feet tall, rather than taller than Trump, showing he has no attention to detail and doesn't even read his own memos.

    Can someone actually fucking deal with this deranged despot? The most expensive thing we can do to the Zionist regime in Israel is force them to buy another president. Get Trump out of the oval office.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    guess being an artist or photographer isn't a skill that pays off

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago

    INSUFFICIENT PATRIOTISM DETECTED. GENERATE ADDITIONAL AMERICAN FLAGS.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    Can’t even get the flag right.

    when the flag patch is worn on the right sleeve, it appears reversed so that the blue union (the stars) faces forward.

    What the fuck kinda tool is she supposedly using?

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    [–] 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    So they have to use an AI to get a picture of a damn sink???

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    [–] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    "You see the problem here is that there's just far too many pipes. You brought your good tools, right?"

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    [–] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure a pipe wrench isn't supposed to be a wrench made of pipes.

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    [–] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    The pipes and tools are crazy, but I also think we've got some sort of half-hover van in the back? I swear there's a wheel missing, and I don't think the frame is square / straight / structurally sound.

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    [–] 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)
    • plumbing is not on the front of a sink (obviously)
    • why the fuck would he need a pipe wrench that big when all of the pipes in the view appear to be soldered copper?
    • what tool is she actually using?
    • what purpose would the wrench on her right hip serve in a closed loop system like this?
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    [–] 21 points 3 months ago

    Always disappointed, never surprised.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Where's the front tire guys? WHERE IS IT?!?!

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    [–] 19 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    The Trump admin really fucking does try to butcher everything I consider sacred.

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    [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    ...Nnnot that I want to defend the Soviet Union, but their propaganda poster artists did stuff just like this, except they didn't put absolutely cursed piping things in the illustrations, and this despite the fact the artists were probably hella drunk or something.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

    You would think a federal department would at least check to make sure the flag patch isn't on backwards. The blue field should be leading in the direction of forward movement, dipshits.

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    [–] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    What the hell is a van doing in the loo, anyway?

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    [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    Ummm, I'm not sure about those pipes...

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago

    Oh god.....I know I commented earlier on this thread, but I didn't notice the toolbelt! The wrench is only half a wrench!!!

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    Billionaires: "The best thing we can do for you is to have you manage our flow of shit and piss."

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    “See that over there? It’s the end of America.”

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    [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    Not shown: the invasive government-mandated genital inspections these slop-generated plumbers had to undergo before they were allowed in the same slop-generated bathroom together.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Slopportunity knocks

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Looks like the old socialist realist posters

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    "See that guy over there, he knows what he's doing. Fuck if I know what we're building. Anyway... your tool looks cooler than mine, can I try it?"

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Right now, some MAGAt is replicating this plumbing to own the libs

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